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#1 3'sACharm

Posted 15 February 2012 - 06:33 PM

Amberlynn is plump and brown-skinned, with a square-jawed face. She has long, wavy, brown hair and hazel eyes. She is an alchemist who is secretive by nature, and mischievous....


#2 Guest_NinjahKitteh_*

Posted 15 February 2012 - 06:59 PM

short order cook who slings burgers and greasy fries for a living.  As she read the page on wikipedia about short order cooks her heart sank.  Not an alchemist?  But, but, she had already put down alchemist as her profession on her LinkedIn profile, and everyone knows you can't go back and change that or...

#3 Madeline's Mum

Posted 15 February 2012 - 07:05 PM

Shave her legs and the gorgeous man from the coffee shop that she had finally plucked up the courage to ask out was only moments away from knocking on her front door....

Edited by Madeline's Mum, 15 February 2012 - 07:06 PM.


#4 Balto1

Posted 15 February 2012 - 07:09 PM

While rushing out to meet said gorgeous coffee shop man, she loaded her 44 magnum and....

#5 ali27

Posted 15 February 2012 - 07:11 PM

and slipped some extra ammunition into her ahndbag. A girl can never overprepare for a first date. She glanced into the mirror, admiring her beautiful face, complete with...

#6 Guest_NinjahKitteh_*

Posted 15 February 2012 - 07:13 PM

... toothgems, which sparkled with all the colours of the rainbow...



#7 coffeetogo

Posted 15 February 2012 - 07:21 PM

"Tonight's the night," she whispered to herself. She had been waiting so long for the opportunity to...

Edited by coffeetogo, 15 February 2012 - 07:24 PM.


#8 ali27

Posted 15 February 2012 - 07:26 PM

sink her beautifully decorated teeth into the neck of an unsuspecting and fresh male victim. She so enjoyed going out on moonlit nights where her opportunities for prey increased dramatically. Her eyes glowed at the mere thought of what lay ahead...

#9 coffeetogo

Posted 15 February 2012 - 07:30 PM

She had never before been to the most popular 'invitation only' club in town.

Amberlynn stepped outside her front door and froze. In front of her was...

#10 ali27

Posted 15 February 2012 - 07:51 PM

Two mormon missionaries wheeling their bikes up to her front door.
"Are you saved?" asked one.
"Well,"said Amberlynn, "now that you mention it....."

#11 **Xena**

Posted 15 February 2012 - 08:38 PM

"I'm not but I'd like to be."
She opened the door and beckoned them into her Lounge.

#12 Guest_NinjahKitteh_*

Posted 15 February 2012 - 08:49 PM

... and then drained them of every drop of blood before wiping her mouth delicately with a lace handkerchief, letting slip a teensy, ladylike burp and heading back out the front door, leaving their dessicated bodies lying on the living room floor.  Little did she know that...

#13 ali27

Posted 16 February 2012 - 05:17 AM

Her mother was watching through the window.
"Oh Amberlynn, how many times have I told you you need to clean up after each meal....just look at this hovel you call a home ".....
Never mind that now, I have some important family news!......

#14 coffeetogo

Posted 16 February 2012 - 06:55 AM

"We have finally found you a suitable husband," her mother declared with a sigh as her eyes faded from crimson back to a soft emerald green. "He is one of us. We must meet with him now, downtown, before anyone finds out he is here."

"Who is this man and why is he so SUITABLE?? And... what do you mean he is one of us?" Amberlynn demanded.

#15 YodaTheWrinkledOne

Posted 16 February 2012 - 08:10 AM

"Well, he looks like a god, is hung like a horse and doesn't mind a bit of blood while eating.  And his name is Dharkna. What else could you want?" declared her mother as she walked out the front door, expecting Amberlynn to follow.

"A choice.  And what kind of a name is Dharkna?!  How bogan is that?!" mumbled Amberlynn as she locked the front door on her way out.

#16 coffeetogo

Posted 16 February 2012 - 12:40 PM

"Bogan? What is a bogan... ahhh, nevermind," her mother murmured.

Amberlynn and her mother quickly disappeared into the black Mercedes that was waiting outside the front gate.

Amberlynn worriedly studied the dark interior of the vehicle and wondered what on earth the next 24 hours would hold for her.

Out of nowhere, a deep, smouldering voice broke the silence....

#17 Freddie'sMum

Posted 16 February 2012 - 02:25 PM

He spoke with his deep voice booming all around them:

"Amberlynn - do you remember me??

Your Mother promised you to marry me when we were children.  Isn't that right, Esther??"

Amberlynn turned to look at her Mother and out of the shadows stepped .....



#18 ali27

Posted 16 February 2012 - 03:00 PM

a clone of Johnny Depp.
Amberlynn was speechless, for once her mother had done something which seemed to be absolutely perfect.
However, there was one small catch....

#19 coffeetogo

Posted 16 February 2012 - 03:00 PM

The way he looked at Amberlynn was disturbing. He moved closer, as if to give her a kiss...

"Ahhhh!" Amberlynn screamed as the black Mercedes she was travelling in was hit from behind, sending the expensive vehicle into a spin.

Suddenly everything went black.

  ***

"Don't be afraid," whispered a familiar soothing voice.

Edited by coffeetogo, 16 February 2012 - 03:03 PM.


#20 ali27

Posted 16 February 2012 - 03:19 PM

It was one of the mormons who she had lured into her lounge and then unkindly sucked their blood until they were dead.
She had arrived at the pearly gates...
"Now you tricked us and were unkind, but you can return to life if you agree to give your first born a uneekly spelt bogan name and their name will be......"



#21 coffeetogo

Posted 16 February 2012 - 03:33 PM

"If it is a girl, I will call her Kyndniss. If it is a boy, he will be known as Dharkniss- after my new husband to be- Dharkna. Now please, return me!"

There was a flash and...

#22 Divvy

Posted 16 February 2012 - 03:37 PM

*bang* she found herself back in the Lounge.

Now where on earth did she leave her ...

#23 opethmum

Posted 16 February 2012 - 03:45 PM

her whips and chains to keep Dharkna in his place.

She did not want an ordinary marriage but a Mistress and slave relationship. She wore the pants in this relationship, she got her riding crop and then suddenly out of nowhere appeared...

#24 Divvy

Posted 16 February 2012 - 03:47 PM

Magda.  Amberlynn's childhood idol and everlasting crush.  

Amberlynn was so excited when Magda came out... because Amberlynn had spent so many nights waking up wet, after dreaming of Magda's gorgeous ...

#25 coffeetogo

Posted 16 February 2012 - 03:51 PM

treadmill. It was such great quality and it made her sweat just thinking about running on it.


Pffft. No exercise today.

Amberlynn reconsidered as she looked Magna from head to toe.

"Let's...

Edited by coffeetogo, 16 February 2012 - 03:53 PM.





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