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#1 Pull Up A Beanbag

Posted 26 October 2011 - 05:47 PM

I've borrowed this game from another forum.  

Heres how it goes. First, you begin by granting the wish of the person who posted before you. Then, you add a consequence, or something that happens directly, or indirectly because of that wish. After that, you end with your own wish. Heres an example...

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Example

Person 1:
I wish I was ten feet tall.

Person 2:
Granted. You grew to be ten feet tall, and your head smashed through the roof.

I wish for a pet monkey.
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I wish I had better concentration.

Edited by Writing With Cats, 26 October 2011 - 05:47 PM.


#2 naomi_j86

Posted 26 October 2011 - 06:18 PM

Granted. You received a pet monkey, but have developed an allergy to bananas.

I wish for a diamond ring.

#3 71Cath

Posted 28 October 2011 - 11:49 AM

Granted.  You get your massive diamond ring, but your finger falls off due to the weight of it.

I wish for fat-free chocolate...

#4 mrsmacamoo

Posted 06 December 2011 - 06:46 PM

Granted - however you ate so much of it, that you faded away to nothing!

I wish for a swimming pool....

#5 FeralSingleMum

Posted 06 December 2011 - 06:51 PM

But a shark comes with the pool and you get eaten.

I wish my own private jet

#6 Kat5

Posted 06 December 2011 - 06:51 PM

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Edited by Kat5, 06 December 2011 - 06:52 PM.


#7 NoReflection

Posted 06 December 2011 - 06:55 PM

granted, but the Jet is a model.

I wish for a pecan pie.

#8 1miss2littlemen

Posted 06 December 2011 - 06:58 PM

Granted, But you have a peacan allergy

I wish for Tickets to the movies

#9 NoReflection

Posted 06 December 2011 - 07:00 PM

granted but it's a silent movie.

I wish for an umbrella

#10 Pull Up A Beanbag

Posted 06 December 2011 - 07:03 PM

Granted, but it turns inside out in the rain.

I wish for another glass of red wine

#11 NoReflection

Posted 06 December 2011 - 08:01 PM

granted but it tastes like moscato

I wish for my dinner


Edited by alaksuleiel, 06 December 2011 - 08:01 PM.


#12 Fabuloso

Posted 06 December 2011 - 08:06 PM

Granted but it took me so long to grant it, it's all cold and congealed.

I wish for 100 million Australian dollars

#13 Emarald Jiggledash

Posted 06 December 2011 - 08:13 PM

Granted. But the government confiscates it because you can't prove it's yours.

I wish bananas tasted the way they did when I was little.

#14 skylark

Posted 06 December 2011 - 08:19 PM

Granted, but they only taste like that if they're all brown and slimy and rotten.

I wish for an early night!

#15 Anti-Socialite

Posted 06 December 2011 - 08:20 PM

QUOTE (skylark @ 06/12/2011, 09:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but they only taste like that if they're all brown and slimy and rotten.

I wish for an early night!

Granted but then you have to get up super early.

I wish for a beautiful apartment in the city.

#16 -river-

Posted 06 December 2011 - 08:31 PM

Granted, except you have to share it with a dozen backpackers.

I wish for a new car.

#17 nasty snaugh

Posted 06 December 2011 - 08:52 PM

Granted.

But it will always have a funky smell.

I wish for an endless supply of beautiful, comfortable shoes for all occasions.

#18 Pull Up A Beanbag

Posted 06 December 2011 - 08:57 PM

Granted, but they're all beige.


I wish I had a new book

#19 CocobeanLillylove

Posted 06 December 2011 - 09:02 PM

QUOTE (Writing With Cats @ 06/12/2011, 09:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but they're all beige.


I wish I had a new book



granted but the last page is missing

I wish for a brand new car

#20 Pull Up A Beanbag

Posted 06 December 2011 - 09:04 PM

Granted, but it's a muscle car and registration fees are absurdly high.

I wish my ginger cat was more snuggly

#21 Munchy-Chipmunk

Posted 18 December 2011 - 08:18 PM

Granted, but Eamon is now going into the linen cupboard instead.


I wish I could win the lotto??



#22 ChickenNuggets

Posted 18 December 2011 - 08:18 PM

Granted, but but it's division 5 and worth about $10

I wish for new teeth!

Edited by ChickenNuggets, 18 December 2011 - 08:18 PM.


#23 Pull Up A Beanbag

Posted 18 December 2011 - 08:32 PM

Granted, but they're herbivorous teeth, so you can no longer eat meat.


I wish I could convince my husband to go to the servo to get me a Snickers bar

#24 71Cath

Posted 23 December 2011 - 11:36 AM

Granted, but it tastes like lettuce.

I wish I had a kindle

#25 Zeppelina

Posted 23 December 2011 - 11:50 AM

Granted, but you spend so much time reading it that you forget all about EB wink.gif

I wish the washing would hang itself out.




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