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#1 wca

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:16 PM

Anyone else been here for years and are not very cool or memorable? Just wondering. I have been a member since 2005 and am not very outspoken or interesing. Who else is in the uncool gang?
I must note that I am PUI so anything I say may be held against me and I am sure tomorrow I will check in and wonder why I wrote anything.
Third glass of wine.....going down a treat. Baby is in bed and the girls are making easter egg baskets and bout to hop into bed. What are you doing?

Anni xx

#2 ComradeBob

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:19 PM

When DH comes home, I most surely will be joining you in a glass of foine whoite whine (and wine lol) to celebrate the imminent 5 day weekend  biggrin.gif

#3 ZombieFerretOfDoom

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:20 PM

I'm incredibly cool but I'm going to come and play in here anyway. Maybe some of my oarsumness will rub off on you and you too can be cool.

Will have to go and get DS to bed before I can start drinking though...

#4 TotesFeral

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:20 PM

I have nothing to drink  cry1.gif
I am supposed to be watching neighbours but for some reason I'm having a dumb day and I forgot to tape it.
I think your little boy is very cute.


#5 EssentialBludger

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:21 PM

I wish I were drunk.

Kids just finished dinner here. About to do the dreaded bath & bedtime war with DS. Joy.

#6 ComradeBob

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:22 PM

I'm far more oarsum that you are Ferret. I am of an oarsumness that is quite astounding  ph34r.gif



#7 Guest_mummy4eva_*

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:23 PM

Oh, oh pick me Anni!

My first glass of wine will be in approx 2 hours. In the meantime, have more in my absence!

#8 wca

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:23 PM

Red Ferret I can't wait to be as cool as you, you will have to show me the ropes when it comes to coolness. I was cool once, but that was a long time ago.

KMA thankyou : ) In my sig he was a couple of weeks old, he is now nearly 10 months! You have nothing to drink?? I'm sure thats illegal on a public holiday eve?

Anni xx



#9 wca

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:25 PM

mummy4eva.....mmmkay I spose I will have another, just for you wink.gif

Anni xx

#10 RumbleBee

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:26 PM

I had a massive boozy work lunch I am still recovering from (by ordering pizza and reading the internet, obvs). Enjoy your wine!

I am not very memorable on here - I am more of a lurker. An EB voyeur, you might say. I suspect it is because I am not very good in writing, but effortlessly cool in real life... This could be a similar delusion to the one where I am 'unphotogenic' i.e. far more attractive than any photo of me in existence would suggest.

Oh well, at least I know I'm cool and gorgeous!  tongue.gif

#11 Canberra Chick

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:26 PM

I'm a complete dag (see, I even use words like dag) but I am about to hit the vino collapso. Might come in and PUI later...

#12 TotesFeral

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:26 PM

Apparently the way to be cool is just to be a dirty little rodent ph34r.gif   tongue.gif

Yes I'm pretty sure it is illegal. DF has some wierd light beers but I'm not a beer fan.

Don't these babies just grow so fast!!!! DD is 8 months, it has gone too quickly.

Edited by K+M+A, 21 April 2011 - 07:28 PM.


#13 Wrangler

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:28 PM

Yup I'm so uncool on eb.

OP I will join you for a drink   ph34r.gif

#14 wca

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:30 PM

RumbleBee, I know exactly what you mean. I am super cool in real life, but on here I'm not. I can't type out what I want to say in a way that is either witty, smart, eloquent or interesting.

Anni xx

Wrangler..hop on it! What are you drinking? Sav Blanc here.

Anni xx

#15 Wrangler

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:34 PM

QUOTE
Wrangler..hop on it! What are you drinking? Sav Blanc here.

At least someone wants to talk to me  laughing2.gif
Im a rum drinker OP  ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif

#16 Belu

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:34 PM

I'm not memorable and have been here since 2005.  I am however enjoying a bourbon and coke and think I need another...

#17 wca

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:40 PM

Wrangler..hmmm rum hey? I have actually never drank rum before!

Girls are in bed woohoo. Spicks and Specs just came on and my 3yr old Heidi said "I love this show" LOL

Anni xx

#18 pallydaddy

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:45 PM

Damn it. I want to drink now.

Sucks.

Would love a BJ. Can only hope.

#19 Guest_Monkey News_*

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:51 PM

I'm not cool or memorable on here, or IRL either!

I just do my thing and don't really get noticed laughing2.gif

#20 AprilEthereal

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:52 PM

I like the word dag, haven't heard it for a long time.
I also like the word groovy.

Anyhow, I sit here enjoying a pear flavoured Rekorderlig.

#21 wca

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:55 PM

Redwitch I notice you have 14-thousand-odd posts, who did you used to be? What was your previous username?

Anni xx

#22 Wrangler

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:56 PM

wca, really? never? wow. I love my rum  ph34r.gif I have been a Bundy rum drinker for near 13 years.

#23 Peta Feral

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:56 PM

If I tell you I am on to my third glass of sav blank can I be cool for tonight? original.gif

Happy long weekend! Wooooo!

#24 AprilEthereal

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:57 PM

AprilEthereal was my previous username. I felt like a change at the beginning of the year. happy.gif

#25 Sayerley

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:58 PM

I have just poured myself a glass of Rose' and am uncool - may I join in? lol




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