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#1 Sugarplum Poobah

Posted 19 November 2019 - 10:45 AM

That's not a rumpus room, this is a rumpus room!

https://www.realesta...wport-132472766

#2 Milly Molly Mandy

Posted 19 November 2019 - 10:51 AM

Wow

I can see why all the view shots are first.

#3 RichardParker

Posted 19 November 2019 - 10:53 AM

Was it built from an actual hull of a ship?  In which case, the cannons are cool.  

I think I'd probably have to burn that mattress from the rumpus room - a little too much rumpus has probably happened there...

#4 Sandra

Posted 19 November 2019 - 10:54 AM

I want cannons in my house...

#5 Lunafreya

Posted 19 November 2019 - 10:55 AM

Arrrr!

#6 IamtheMumma

Posted 19 November 2019 - 10:59 AM

I like how all the view shots are first and then you get a house pic and you think its ugly and the next pic is the view. It like yes its ugly but remember the view, ugly photo, remember the view.

#7 71Cath

Posted 19 November 2019 - 11:06 AM

I had never thought of canons as decorations...

#8 seayork2002

Posted 19 November 2019 - 11:08 AM

The sea seems to change colour very quickly

I like the location, that is all

#9 Freddie'sMum

Posted 19 November 2019 - 11:17 AM

Awful.

#10 red_squirrel

Posted 19 November 2019 - 11:35 AM

They are hinting at knock down rebuild.

The photo with the white perimeter and the emphasis on it being near level land tell me so.

#11 MincePieMasterchef

Posted 19 November 2019 - 11:42 AM

Somebody took talk like a pirate day too far...

#12 Lifesgood

Posted 19 November 2019 - 11:51 AM

 red_squirrel, on 19 November 2019 - 11:35 AM, said:

They are hinting at knock down rebuild.

The photo with the white perimeter and the emphasis on it being near level land tell me so.
For a bargain price of $3m why wouldn't you knock it down?

#13 hills mum bec

Posted 19 November 2019 - 01:03 PM

That property has a lot of cars on it and a lot of canons in it.

#14 Mands09

Posted 19 November 2019 - 01:16 PM

I’ve seen worse.

#15 chicken_bits

Posted 19 November 2019 - 01:18 PM

View Postred_squirrel, on 19 November 2019 - 11:35 AM, said:

They are hinting at knock down rebuild.

The photo with the white perimeter and the emphasis on it being near level land tell me so.

Yep! And the "Potential 2nd storey view" comment

#16 JustSanta100

Posted 19 November 2019 - 01:20 PM

View PostRichardParker, on 19 November 2019 - 10:53 AM, said:

I think I'd probably have to burn that mattress from the rumpus room - a little too much rumpus has probably happened there...

Lol!!

#17 ELF_em_bee

Posted 19 November 2019 - 03:33 PM

Wood paneling, arches and cannons.  A winning combination in realestate.... said no one ever.

#18 cvbn

Posted 19 November 2019 - 03:45 PM

Big tin of white paint, big ol drum of bleach, I would have it.

#19 Paddlepop

Posted 19 November 2019 - 03:51 PM

I kind of like it. They sure showed commitment to their theme.

#20 BadCat

Posted 19 November 2019 - 07:29 PM

OK, I kind of like it.  Some of the decor choices are a little nasty, but I'd keep the cannons.

#21 Paddlepop

Posted 19 November 2019 - 07:32 PM

I want to know if the cannon windows actually open so that the cannons could theoretically fire to the outside.

#22 tothebeach

Posted 19 November 2019 - 07:38 PM

OMG - I just bought a house from the real estate agent, Gordon last week.  I must email him and ask to swap!

#23 FuzzyChocolateToes

Posted 19 November 2019 - 07:49 PM

Wow, I think someone has a pirate fantasy going on!

Btw delectation is a word I need to use more often.

#24 UndergroundKelpie

Posted 19 November 2019 - 08:01 PM

Are cannons fixtures though? Anchors are not.

#25 casime

Posted 19 November 2019 - 08:11 PM

I think it is going to end up being bulldozed.  I actually think it;s a real shame that so many interesting properties are disappearing.




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