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#126 Aughra

Posted 24 July 2019 - 07:33 PM

DS6 casually over breakfast one morning:

‘Soooo...I came out of your vagina did I?’

#127 Baroness Bubbles

Posted 24 July 2019 - 08:01 PM

View PostEllie bean, on 20 July 2019 - 11:51 PM, said:

Ds is also a bit obsessed with death after the death of our pet earlier this year and keeps asking lots of questions. Today (after 100 other questions) it was “but WHY do people have to die mum”. Me: “I don’t know, there’s no answer to that.” Ds: “yes there is, just google it on your phone!”

I managed to answer that one! I said that 'life only has meaning because it ends'

And for a kidlet with dyslexia and a slower processing speed, it actually made bloody sense!!!

However, no matter how hard she tries, she just cannot say the qords

Specifically or Cooperate

#128 Holidayromp

Posted 24 July 2019 - 08:08 PM

View Postseayork2002, on 22 July 2019 - 02:45 PM, said:

Can't say this is funny exactly but took me a while to work out why DS was talking about a doorbell, turns out as a boy (ie I do not have one but his dad does) he owns one.

(I will leave it to your imagination to see if you can work out any quicker what it is)


#129 Baroness Bubbles

Posted 25 July 2019 - 10:32 AM

View PostHolidayromp, on 24 July 2019 - 08:08 PM, said:


I think she might have meant body part

#130 ContentedFleur

Posted 26 July 2019 - 12:11 PM

One from DS, when he was about 5. He was helping me make the big bed and I was putting the quilt, which was a wedding present on the top, and I told him it was very precious because it had been made by hand.
A couple of days later, making the bed again:
DS: "Dis is very precious, isn't it, Mama?"
Me: "Yes! Do you remember why?"
DS: "I do! It was made out of hands!"


#131 Hollycoddle

Posted 26 July 2019 - 12:33 PM

View PostBaroness Bubbles, on 25 July 2019 - 10:32 AM, said:

I think she might have meant body part

She obviously did but the child may have conflated someone calling it a 'donger' with a doorbell.

#132 kimasa

Posted 01 November 2019 - 04:56 PM

"Mum, is there a dinner that's just a plate with lots of naan on top of each other?"
"If there was I think everyone would like it"
"There should be. Why hasn't anyone invented that yet?"

#133 Riotproof

Posted 01 November 2019 - 05:06 PM

Not quite, but she might like this https://metro.co.uk/...e-bun-10795061/

#134 Lucrezia Bauble

Posted 01 November 2019 - 05:07 PM

asked DS for about the fourth time “what do you want for christmas” he responds

“don’t worry mum, Santa will KNOW...”

(* screams into the void “I AM SANTA”....she doesn’t know...)

#135 ainira

Posted 01 November 2019 - 05:10 PM

4 year old DD: “I’m cancelling Mother’s Day!”

#136 seayork2002

Posted 01 November 2019 - 05:12 PM

View PostLucrezia Borgia, on 01 November 2019 - 05:07 PM, said:

asked DS for about the fourth time “what do you want for christmas” he responds

“don’t worry mum, Santa will KNOW...”

(* screams into the void “I AM SANTA”....she doesn’t know...)

We have an invisible red telephone only adults can use and all orders have to go through that

#137 Hypnic Jerk

Posted 01 November 2019 - 10:05 PM

LB you are not alone.  I’ve had “I’ll let Santa decide.  He knows me very well “

So glad the Santa days are over.

#138 EmmaFY

Posted 01 November 2019 - 11:30 PM

DS has a new saying and definitely picked it up from my dad. Every time he drops something he'll say "buddy (bloody) hell" with the most hilarious and adorable conviction.

Just the other day he kept saying wanted "poky cake"... couldn't work out where he had a cake with polka dots. Reading too far into it. He wanted pancakes.

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