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#1 CCABW

Posted 28 January 2019 - 05:53 PM

So...I can’t wait (even though I complained a lot about the manufactured drama last year) ;)

Who is joining me???

#2 kirstenfleur

Posted 28 January 2019 - 05:58 PM

ME!!!

and my daughter, who is 11 and has been hanging out for it. Hopefully much less drama this year.

#3 Caitlin Happymeal

Posted 28 January 2019 - 05:59 PM

Im excited!!! (Said in a big Kev voice).

Looks like plenty of drama in store...

#4 YumChaTheSecond

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:02 PM

When does it start?

#5 CCABW

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:06 PM

Now! 7pm!

#6 Silverstreak

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:12 PM

There will be drama and terrible cooking and I am HERE FOR IT, here for it all.

MKR is my one commercial TV vice and I watch it religiously each year. DS watches it with me, he loves the voice overs and intro and even DH will walk past the TV and ask for updates.

My interstate friend and I also usually text each other during each episode.

Although I could probably recap an episode right now:

"Where is the sauce?"

"Magic on a plate."

"Cooked to perfection."

"We're the best cooks evah and you all suck donkey balls."

"This is the best dish of the competition."

"What were you thinking, serving prunes with avocado?"

"Youse are all b**ches."

Paleo Pete licking his fingers after eating home made chips in truffle oil, wagyu hamburger with bacon jam and chocolate mousse with brandy snaps.

Contrived drama and behind the scenes romance.

Possibly some hair pulling and shin kicking.

An outdoor challenge on a 50 degree day.

Bring it on!

#7 CCABW

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:14 PM

I like these two already. Hope they do well!!

#8 CCABW

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:19 PM

And...the return of poo in a jar

#9 YumChaTheSecond

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:19 PM

The restaurant looks very pretty!

The home-schooled brothers seem to think they are above it all.

Edited by YumChaTheSecond, 28 January 2019 - 06:21 PM.


#10 Silverstreak

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:31 PM

Homeschooled brothers, intriguing! Always interesting to hear about a homeschooling experience.

Ooh, spray tanned buttocks, hahaha. Not quite the meat I wanted to visualise tonight.

The host couple seem delightful. Chicken tartare, that sounds yum.

And now I'm hungry, I think I'll put dinner on.

#11 CCABW

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:35 PM

Tuna tartare with seaweed crackers no less. Will be fabulous

#12 purplekitty

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:37 PM

Pete is back.
Just why.

#13 MarigoldMadge

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:38 PM

Home schooled born again Christians are yuck already.

Mail order bride comment? Wtf?

Edited by MarigoldMadge, 28 January 2019 - 06:38 PM.


#14 WTFancie shmancie

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:38 PM

I want to punch the brothers in the face already.

Racist, homophobic, arrogant, completely non-christian  a*s*holes.

And b**ching about someone moving to a new country - like their mother didn't do exactly the same thing - idiots!

Edited by fancie shmancie, 28 January 2019 - 06:39 PM.


#15 CCABW

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:38 PM

View Postpurplekitty, on 28 January 2019 - 06:37 PM, said:

Pete is back.
Just why.

I was hoping he was going to get booted and Colin come in as a permanent host. Alas, no.

#16 MarigoldMadge

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:39 PM

View Postfancie shmancie, on 28 January 2019 - 06:38 PM, said:

I want to punch the brothers in the face already.

Racist, homophobic, arrogant, completely non-christian  a*s*holes.

Not exactly dispelling any stereotypes about born agains or homeschooling.

Edited by MarigoldMadge, 28 January 2019 - 06:41 PM.


#17 purplekitty

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:44 PM

Intriguing.
I'm an hour behind.

#18 casime

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:57 PM

Homeschool boys are awful.

So are those lips!

#19 Silverstreak

Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:58 PM

oh, tuna tartare, I must have heard it wrong. Actually chicken tartare would be dangerous, lol.

I missed the bit about the homeschooling bros as I was prepping dinner!

#20 WTFancie shmancie

Posted 28 January 2019 - 07:03 PM

View PostSilverstreak, on 28 January 2019 - 06:58 PM, said:

I missed the bit about the homeschooling bros as I was prepping dinner!

Home schooled, born-again Christians, parents are missionaries, mother is American, father Australian, sons are offensive.

#21 Silverstreak

Posted 28 January 2019 - 07:10 PM

View Postfancie shmancie, on 28 January 2019 - 07:03 PM, said:

Home schooled, born-again Christians, parents are missionaries, mother is American, father Australian, sons are offensive.

Oh my.

#22 WTFancie shmancie

Posted 28 January 2019 - 07:12 PM

and I hate that Josh chews with his mouth open.

Classy.

#23 Light'ncheesy

Posted 28 January 2019 - 07:13 PM

"Babe"

It's grating already, and we are not even 45 minutes in!!

#24 YumChaTheSecond

Posted 28 January 2019 - 07:13 PM

View Postfancie shmancie, on 28 January 2019 - 07:03 PM, said:

Home schooled, born-again Christians, parents are missionaries, mother is American, father Australian, sons are offensive.

Now they are talking slowly to the others and talking about how it's other people's fault if they get upset because they are 'insecure'.

Please can they be removed?

#25 MarigoldMadge

Posted 28 January 2019 - 07:15 PM

Classic play - I’m going to be as rude as f to your face but with a smile on my face, and if you get offended that’s on you and don’t be such a snowflake.

Gawd, just put on a red hat already.




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