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#26 pikkulintu

Posted 25 February 2016 - 11:32 AM

Kid free day!

#27 Schmig

Posted 25 February 2016 - 11:39 AM

with great difficulty

#28 YodaTheWrinkledOne

Posted 25 February 2016 - 11:44 AM

lots of luck

#29 I'mBeachedAs

Posted 25 February 2016 - 11:48 AM

1. Every two days
2. Whoops, no condom

#30 Guest_canadianmum_*

Posted 25 February 2016 - 12:32 PM

Nothing on telly

#31 Lucrezia Borgia

Posted 25 February 2016 - 12:36 PM

First one due to an orgasmic

Oh god! Oh!

Second one by

Funding. FS's. Retirement.

(Funding my fertility specialists retirement - secondary infertility)

#32 Possum88

Posted 25 February 2016 - 12:58 PM

1.christmas eve drinks
2.months of trying (tracking)!

Edited by Possum88, 25 February 2016 - 11:25 PM.


#33 ceeshell

Posted 25 February 2016 - 01:02 PM

Tooheys Extra Dry

#34 Eliloulou

Posted 25 February 2016 - 01:02 PM

1. Eight years trying
2. Let's try again

#35 mum2345

Posted 25 February 2016 - 01:13 PM

Vaginal not anal

#36 Ladybuggirl

Posted 25 February 2016 - 01:30 PM

work Christmas party (the alcohol)

#37 maybeonemore

Posted 25 February 2016 - 02:07 PM

baha this is funny!

1. every 2 days
2. every 2 days - miscarried
3. naturopath with vitex
4. no ****ing idea / withdrew to late (haha)

#38 cfwact

Posted 25 February 2016 - 04:14 PM

1. Eight long months
2. Whoops a daisy!

#39 N. Tonks

Posted 25 February 2016 - 04:35 PM

Home after karaoke

#40 Lou-bags

Posted 25 February 2016 - 04:38 PM

DS: not not trying (or,  caution to wind)

D?: timed it right

Edited by Lou-bags, 25 February 2016 - 04:40 PM.


#41 TRR

Posted 25 February 2016 - 04:59 PM

It's not meapause 😀

#42 27plus

Posted 25 February 2016 - 05:06 PM

1. Planned
2. Planned
3. Breastfeeding isnt a contraceptive


(thats why my second and third are 13 months apart)

#43 ABabyPlease

Posted 25 February 2016 - 05:18 PM

Essential Baby advice

#44 c.sanders

Posted 25 February 2016 - 05:36 PM

With ds1 dh said "nothing will happen"

With our current pregnancy. .. this was me to dh "if you drink..."

Edited by c.sanders, 25 February 2016 - 06:09 PM.


#45 born.a.girl

Posted 25 February 2016 - 05:39 PM

I am woman

#46 ACT mum

Posted 25 February 2016 - 06:08 PM

I.  V.    F
Second one same
Third time lucky

#47 anniej3

Posted 25 February 2016 - 07:01 PM

Skydive doggy style

#48 Chethay2012

Posted 25 February 2016 - 08:49 PM

Mini pill fail

#49 FeralRebelWClaws

Posted 26 February 2016 - 07:41 AM

I'ma fertile Myrtle!

Getting pregnant, I can do... staying pregnant, I really suck at :/

#50 Sancti-claws

Posted 26 February 2016 - 07:51 AM

Not in your DIG but

1. Flu and floods
2. Lets just see




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