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#1 Fillyjonk

Posted 18 February 2013 - 09:22 PM

Hopping out of the bath today Owen looked at me and said, "You've only got a bottom!" This was completely out of the blue so I said, "Sorry?" He answered, "*You* know. You only have a bottom, a head and no penis!"

#2 Riotproof

Posted 18 February 2013 - 09:24 PM

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Ds has announced loudly that he needs to find my penis.  blush.gif dh thinks it is hilarious.  rolleyes.gif

#3 MissingInAction

Posted 18 February 2013 - 09:24 PM

He forgot these:  (.) (.)

#4 Lady Garden

Posted 18 February 2013 - 09:27 PM

Freak him out and tell him it's inside out inside your body   grin.gif

#5 pruehp

Posted 18 February 2013 - 09:29 PM

QUOTE (FluffyOscar @ 18/02/2013, 10:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Freak him out and tell him it's inside out inside your body   grin.gif


Can you imagine how that would go down when he repeats that explanation at childcare? LOL!
Oh.... His mum is one of those 'ladyboys' original.gif

#6 squirt081

Posted 18 February 2013 - 09:31 PM

My 3.5yr old DD knows that she and mummy have a "gina" (thats what she calls a vagina) and daddy and her brother have a penis. I teach my kids at a very young age.

#7 MadreLoca

Posted 18 February 2013 - 09:40 PM

Haha classic.

According to my 3.5 year old I have a "giant". biggrin.gif

#8 FurryTongue

Posted 18 February 2013 - 09:43 PM

I have a little bit of grass.....!

#9 Jupiter123

Posted 18 February 2013 - 09:51 PM

According to DD, DH has a penit makes me giggle every time I hear it.

#10 Anemonefish

Posted 18 February 2013 - 09:55 PM

My 4yo DS asked me today, "Mummy, how do you wee?", "How do girls wee?", "Do you wee with your bottom?". Hmmm. I blurted out "We have a front bottom that we wee out of, and a vagina and a bottom".

A few months ago, I overhead him asking 9yo DD in the shower, "Do you have a willy?", she answered, "No, I don't, I have a vagina", and he asked, "Did it die?".

#11 CupcakeMumma

Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:03 PM

QUOTE (Anemonefish @ 18/02/2013, 10:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A few months ago, I overhead him asking 9yo DD in the shower, "Do you have a willy?", she answered, "No, I don't, I have a vagina", and he asked, "Did it die?".


Omg I laughed so hard reading this .  Kids gotta love them


#12 Maniacal_laugh

Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:11 PM

DD 2.5 says that mummy and DD have bare bottoms, and daddy has a willy. I'm trying to teach that we all can have bare bottoms (but mostly we have covered bottoms)  and that mummy and DD have vaginas, but I'm not getting very far.

I'll work on the willy/ penis terminology later, she's confused enough and she's starting to confuse me when I try and unravel it!

Edited by tiggywinkle, 18 February 2013 - 10:11 PM.


#13 bailee

Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:17 PM

My DD, 2.5, keeps looking for her penis. Now she knows she has a 'gina' as she calls it but she wants a penis too. She also calls her nipples 'pimples'. I love their cute names and inquisitiveness, except when it's at the supermarket and everyone gets to hear about how her 'gina is private', or not so much.  biggrin.gif

#14 Lokum

Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:20 PM

QUOTE (tiggywinkle @ 18/02/2013, 11:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
DD 2.5 says that mummy and DD have bare bottoms, and daddy has a willy. I'm trying to teach that we all can have bare bottoms (but mostly we have covered bottoms)


Tonight I was chasing DS (aged 2.5)  and said, 'Bring your bare bum in here to get dressed.'

He had a think and said, 'Mummy, I've got a bear bum. You've got a dinosaur bum!'

Noice.





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