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Valentine's Day romantic FAIL
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 11:08 PM
So it's been a bit of a busy, hot day in Melbourne today and I really should be in bed.
DS has just woken up for an overnight bottle and DH is holding him on his lap.
DS's dummy falls out, I give it a wash and ...
...I try to put the dummy in DH's mouth!
OUCH! Luckily DH moves his head just in time!
Romantic FAIL! Next stop Dr Freud's couch!
Posted 15 February 2013 - 10:27 AM
Yep, time for a little mummy holiday, I think! Poor DH
Posted 15 February 2013 - 10:33 AM
I have put one in my mouth and not released for quite awhile
Posted 15 February 2013 - 10:38 AM
There are men who will pay for that service (so I'm told).
Posted 15 February 2013 - 11:24 AM
Haha, so Strawberrypie7, did it relax you? Because I might try that myself!
Oh dear, Meggs1, I have heard that too! I could have pulled out the latex nappy as well! (Kidding, kidding.)
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