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#1 Domestic Goddess

Posted 08 February 2013 - 02:26 PM

Just a small fluff thread. I saw an online disagreement between 2 people who did not know one another. Total strangers:
"Im gonna f'n kill you and you momma!".
"You better watch your back. If I ever run into you, you're gonna regret it!"
"Im gonna come over and burn your f'n house down *swear swear swear*"

It made me laugh as they all have big mouths, but if they were to meet face to face, than what?!

So I started to think the internet would be boring without keyboard hero's and social media.

What do you think would make the internet boring if it not had been here?

#2 BadCat

Posted 08 February 2013 - 02:29 PM

The internet would be boring without religion, manatees, cats and CountryMel.

#3 steppy

Posted 08 February 2013 - 02:32 PM

Smart people.

#4 CourtesanNewton

Posted 08 February 2013 - 02:32 PM

The internet would be boring without Rule 34.

ETA I have tested it many many times, it never fails to deliver.

Edited by redkris, 08 February 2013 - 02:33 PM.

#5 50ftqueenie

Posted 08 February 2013 - 02:36 PM

Awkward  introverts who prefer online interaction to real people.

Cats (someone had to say it)

Edited by 50ftqueenie, 08 February 2013 - 02:36 PM.

#6 BadCat

Posted 08 February 2013 - 02:40 PM

QUOTE (50ftqueenie @ 08/02/2013, 03:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Cats (someone had to say it)

I did say it.

#7 Bluenomi

Posted 08 February 2013 - 02:45 PM

QUOTE (O TheHugeManatee @ 08/02/2013, 03:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The internet would be boring without religion, manatees, cats and CountryMel.

I could cope without religion but I agree with all the others!

#8 Mamabug

Posted 08 February 2013 - 02:47 PM


#9 Duck-o-lah

Posted 08 February 2013 - 02:53 PM


#10 elizabethany

Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:03 PM

QUOTE (redkris @ 08/02/2013, 03:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The internet would be boring without Rule 34.

ETA I have tested it many many times, it never fails to deliver.

Is it sad that I knew rule 34 without looking it up?

Though I have to go with arguments between Grammar Nazi's and txt/l337 speak.

#11 PrincessPeach

Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:07 PM

Silly questions like the one I am about to ask...

What is rule 34?

#12 Madnesscraves

Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:07 PM

What's rule 34?

#13 bakesgirls

Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:10 PM

QUOTE (Madnesscraves @ 08/02/2013, 03:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's rule 34?

If it exists, there is porn about it.

#14 SlinkyMalinki

Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:12 PM

Don't google 'Rule 34 Calvin and Hobbes'.  Ever.   ph34r.gif

I think the internet would be boring without morons.  

#15 Frau Farbissina

Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:12 PM

love the lol cats


#16 Cranky Old Woman

Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:13 PM


#17 ComradeBob

Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:14 PM

Cats, bacon and Lolrus

Also idiots  and flat earthers

#18 PrincessPeach

Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:18 PM

QUOTE (bakesgirls @ 08/02/2013, 03:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If it exists, there is porn about it.

I'll just crawl back under my boring rock now...

#19 qak

Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:21 PM

LOL ... is the right answer the EB forums?

#20 50ftqueenie

Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:23 PM

[quote name='O TheHugeManatee' date='08/02/2013, 03:40 PM' post='15311404']
I did say it.

Oops. The Internet would also be boring if everyone had perfect attention to detail.  biggrin.gif

#21 FeralSingleMum

Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:30 PM

QUOTE (SlinkyMalinki @ 08/02/2013, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't google 'Rule 34 Calvin and Hobbes'.  Ever.   ph34r.gif

I think the internet would be boring without morons.

What has been seen can never be unseen  oomg.gif

#22 FEdeRAL

Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:40 PM

YAABs.  biggrin.gif

QUOTE (Me+2 @ 08/02/2013, 04:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What has been seen can never be unseen  oomg.gif

Now I really feel like googling it...

#23 JJ

Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:51 PM

Idiot bloggers.

#24 Domestic Goddess

Posted 09 February 2013 - 01:10 PM

What's a YAAB???

#25 BadCat

Posted 09 February 2013 - 01:13 PM

QUOTE (Domestic Goddess @ 09/02/2013, 02:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's a YAAB???

Youse Are All b**ches.  Also known as flouncing.

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