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#1 HerringToMarmalade

Posted 03 February 2013 - 10:00 AM

Thank god these radio hosts are bringing the truth to light! I'm going to my doctor to demand answers!

On The Pill? Tiny Fetuses Are Eating Your Innards (strong language warning for that site)

#2 ZombieFerretOfDoom

Posted 03 February 2013 - 10:33 AM

WTAF?  blink.gif

#3 perspicacious

Posted 03 February 2013 - 10:39 AM

If I read this will I be amused, frightened or abused by religious folk who think contraception be the work of Satan?

#4 Fr0g

Posted 03 February 2013 - 10:39 AM

Prettttty sure this topic will disappear soon......


Edited by FrogIsAFrogIsAFrog, 03 February 2013 - 10:42 AM.


#5 caitiri

Posted 03 February 2013 - 10:40 AM

I'm thinking I will wait for someone to give a summary of the content

#6 Gambit la Feralé

Posted 03 February 2013 - 10:41 AM

I've been aware that at some point the zombie apocalypse was going to hit and I was going to have to go all "Walking dead"......but I didn't in any way think that my own uterus could be involved......I feel betrayed rolleyes.gif

#7 perspicacious

Posted 03 February 2013 - 10:44 AM

QUOTE (caitiri @ 03/02/2013, 10:40 AM)
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I'm thinking I will wait for someone to give a summary of the content


Caitiri, the article is absurd enough to be dismissed straight away.
I might look into how uni and college make us little women turn into angry and ugly feminists though...

#8 ~kacee~

Posted 03 February 2013 - 10:47 AM

Ah, yes, religious zealots who have no idea of something called science, blaming promiscuous women for the atrocities in the world.

Did that sum it up okay?

#9 caitiri

Posted 03 February 2013 - 10:48 AM

My uni tried unsuccessfully to turn me into a feminist ,  I staunchly resisted........ and then I grew up  (a bit) and realised I was a complete idiot.



#10 perspicacious

Posted 03 February 2013 - 10:52 AM

QUOTE (~kacee~ @ 03/02/2013, 10:47 AM)
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Ah, yes, religious zealots who have no idea of something called science, blaming promiscuous women for the atrocities in the world.

Did that sum it up okay?


Yes,but we should explain that 'promiscuous' seems to mean any woman who uses the pill.

#11 Boombox

Posted 03 February 2013 - 11:02 AM

Oh my studded uterus! This is ground breaking scientemific news!

#12 Pull Up A Beanbag

Posted 03 February 2013 - 11:08 AM

I wonder if I could get my fetusii all jazzled up.

Then I will be studded and sparkly on the inside.

#13 Missy Shelby

Posted 03 February 2013 - 11:19 AM

QUOTE (FrogIsAFrogIsAFrog @ 03/02/2013, 11:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Prettttty sure this topic will disappear soon......

One could only hope FrogIsAFrogIsAFrog.

Not sure why the OP wouldn't even waste their time posting this crap!?!?! blink.gif

#14 Le-a

Posted 03 February 2013 - 11:22 AM

Well, that was interesting. Not quite sure what I just read.

#15 FlutterbyBlue

Posted 03 February 2013 - 11:47 AM

QUOTE (Madame Protart @ 03/02/2013, 12:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The things you learn.  Just last week I discovered I'm Pro-tart; this week I discover I'm a Pill-Whore carrying around little dead babies in my womb.



Does this mean you are changing your name to Madame Protart Pillwhore?   wink.gif



#16 Expelliarmus

Posted 03 February 2013 - 12:40 PM

Yes ... because when the uterine lining, in which the fertilised ovum embeds, sheds all the little fetusii stay behind, clinging valiantly to the inhospitable, barren environment that remains ...  wacko.gif

#17 HRH Countrymel

Posted 03 February 2013 - 12:50 PM

QUOTE (howdo @ 03/02/2013, 01:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes ... because when the uterine lining, in which the fertilised ovum embeds, sheds all the little fetusii stay behind, clinging valiantly to the inhospitable, barren environment that remains ...  wacko.gif


I did not know you were a human reproduction specialist before howdo!  Gosh you are so clever.
My doctor is very stupid as she does not know this.  Had some weird explanation that made no sense at all....

I haven't learned so much about reproduction in a single day since that day back in 1983 when I was told that if you sat on a boys lap without several layers of newspaper between you you would "Totally get, like totally pregnant, and stuff!"

#18 *melrose*

Posted 03 February 2013 - 02:06 PM

wtf blink.gif

#19 Mummy Em

Posted 03 February 2013 - 02:48 PM

Hilarious!

#20 ubermum

Posted 03 February 2013 - 02:58 PM

So, just a guess op, you don't know how the pill actually works do you?

#21 ZombieFerretOfDoom

Posted 03 February 2013 - 03:08 PM

QUOTE (ubermum @ 03/02/2013, 03:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So, just a guess op, you don't know how the pill actually works do you?


Pretty sure the OP was being sarcastic.

#22 BadgerBasher

Posted 03 February 2013 - 03:30 PM

Honestly, I have milk in my nose after I gigglesnorted.

I'm going to start naming all my fetustuds.
Cletus, for one.

#23 solongsuckers

Posted 03 February 2013 - 08:11 PM

What a whackjob

#24 ShamelesslyPooks

Posted 03 February 2013 - 08:22 PM

How bizarre.

Love the fact they are referencing Science. Science, of all things?

Surely they should know that if the bible doesn't mention womb graveyards, it can't be true.

#25 raven74

Posted 03 February 2013 - 08:23 PM

We need a new bumper sticker which can double up as a criminal defence.
"The voices in my uterus made me do it!"




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