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Feel a bit violated....very fluffy
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:39 AM
So this morning we do the 'perfect Walton family' and go out for breakfast on this fine sunny holiday Monday. We are sitting on the sidewalk of a busy cafe eating our delicious Eggs Benedict and Big Brekkie with the best chorizo ever drinking our coffee. Kids scoffing it down, DS looking cute as a button in the highchair sucking on a hash brown. .
I am on the cafe side of the table, tables run along the roadside IYKWIM. This man walzes by (he doesnt look homeless but he is not looking great). He is no more than 2 ft from me. Remember I am sitting, he is walking so picture the level of my head.
He lets out a big sloppy fart just as he passes my head.
Seriously, I thought I was going to throw up. I had to go and stand by the road and use the bus fumes to burn off a layer of the inside of my nasal passages.
I told you it was a 'fluffy' post..........
Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:51 AM
my Dh loves to get DD1 to pull his finger....
when he is in the kitchen......
while I am cooking dinner
and thnks it is hilarious, well they both do.
Now DD2 is even making a fart sound when DH and DD1 do this
Posted 28 January 2013 - 10:04 AM
People can be so feral!!!!
Gross, I hope it didn't ruin your lovely experience!
Posted 28 January 2013 - 10:06 AM
Where are you that it's a lovely sunny Monday morning!!!!
Posted 28 January 2013 - 10:13 AM
(it's sunny and lovely in Melbs!)
Posted 28 January 2013 - 12:07 PM
Y' know, he probably hates the cafe crowd on Sunday mornings, so he does it every week!
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