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oh my god i could just die
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#1 happy jelly bean

Posted 31 December 2012 - 07:42 PM

Just had one of dp's mates rock up to have a couple of drinks as we are staying home this year cos of bub. Anyway i had been breastfeeding little one and he'd fallen asleep on the boob ( yay ddance.gif ) when he knocked on the door. So i get up let him in and tell him go thru to the back dp is out there , i'm just gonna put the littley to bed,

i go to wrap him on the bed and notice that MY BOOB IS STILL HANGING OUT!!!!! oomg2.gif
and he will be here for the rest of the night im so embarrassed , ugh wat do i do. i just wanna hide in my room, and yet am already seeing the funny side.

Wat are the chances he noticed do you think?..... blush.gif

#2 Cherish

Posted 31 December 2012 - 07:44 PM

Sorry I shouldn't laugh.... Just say to him 'sorry- I didn't realise my boob was hanging out!'

#3 CherrySunday

Posted 31 December 2012 - 07:47 PM

Oh dear!
If it's any consolation, I did this to a delivery guy when DD was quite young, but she wasn't in my arms any more :0

#4 *melrose*

Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:00 PM

Wat are the chances he noticed do you think?...

Slim chance i think!

Edited by *melrose*, 31 December 2012 - 08:00 PM.

#5 PurpleWitch

Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:01 PM


I once walked around an entire supermarket with a breast out. I didn't realise until I hit the freezer section!!

#6 Jax12

Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:05 PM

QUOTE (Cherish @ 31/12/2012, 05:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sorry I shouldn't laugh.... Just say to him 'sorry- I didn't realise my boob was hanging out!'

Ahhhh, sorry OP, I lolled too

I agree, just own it, laugh and move on. He's probably more embarrassed than you anyway! I've done it too.

You poor thing...


#7 FeralLIfeHacker

Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:06 PM

hehe ..sorry but that is a little funny, it's totally something I would do too.

#8 Therese

Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:08 PM

Hehe it made me giggle too.

( I am sure he didn't notice...)

#9 Lifesgood

Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:09 PM

Oh that's fantastic OP. Rest assured he was probably equal parts shocked and delighted. You've probably made his year!

#10 CupOfCoffee

Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:09 PM


If he pops around everyday now, it is fair to say he noticed.

#11 EssentialBludger

Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:09 PM

I once slept a 5 hour plane ride with my boob out.

I was absolutely exhausted, both DS and I fell asleep before take off. The next thing I know a very embarrassed flight attendant was poking me awake telling me we were landing. My boob was still hanging out. blush.gif

#12 KissMyBaht

Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:13 PM

I'll help you to feel better, OP, and tell you mine.....

I'm a pastor's wife of a fairly thriving church therefore lots of people.  Had baby #2, baby #1 still a toddler and not sleeping, baby #2 not sleeping = zombie-mum

Whenever baby #2 needed nursing I would go to my husband's office so I could lock myself in a/c'd comfort and sometimes even catch 40 winks  blush.gif and would usually emerge once she was finished.  Well, one day, I was more zombied-out than usual, finished up and made my way out to the sanctuary just after the service finished and people were all gathered around, chatting to one another, mostly facing towards the back where I was coming from. To be greeted by me carrying my baby and showing off my 'over the shoulder, boulder holder' as I'd completely forgotten to fasten up my top!  wacko.gif blink.gif ph34r.gif blush.gif blush.gif blush.gif

SOOOOOOO embarrassing, especially as I had to face these people every week!  Thank goodness for my darling ladies who made a beeline for me and surrounded me while they fixed me up.  

They got nice presents for Christmas that year  happy.gif

#13 happy jelly bean

Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:20 PM

well he hasn't said anything and neither hav i wwhistle.gif , still tossing up on whether or not to tell dp , i think he would hav a heart attack , so i might just keep it as my little secret ssecret.gif

#14 Toomanytocount

Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:21 PM

QUOTE (PurpleWitch @ 31/12/2012, 08:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I once walked around an entire supermarket with a breast out. I didn't realise until I hit the freezer section!!


#15 R2B2

Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:31 PM

I bet you've just made his new year a happy and memorable one wink.gif

Edited by R2B2, 31 December 2012 - 08:31 PM.

#16 Penguin78

Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:31 PM

Offer him a Baileys and milk.....with extra anti-oxidants


#17 Lifesgood

Posted 31 December 2012 - 08:48 PM

I just read your post to DH and asked him 'What are the chances he noticed?' and his reply was:

Men are on 24/7 boob-watch, of course he noticed!

#18 tiggy2

Posted 31 December 2012 - 09:01 PM

I've flashed the delivery man before. I was too embarrassed to open the door to him for a while after that!

Never mind, you made his new years eve a little more memorable!

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