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Posted 24 December 2012 - 05:55 PM
At work today this family came in the mother ordered some food and the asked her daughter "what doyou want on your pancakes?" her daughter turned around and says "um Cheese". The mother looks at the child starts to laugh I am behind the counter trying not to p*ss my self laughing same with my co-workers anyway we take the food out and the mother says oh you forgot the cheese (as a joke) i say I can get it for you and we both start laughing again.
Children and their cuteness it made my day
Posted 24 December 2012 - 06:11 PM
every time I ask my 2yr old what she wants to eat for ANY meal of the day, "cheese" is the reply.
I do tell her cheese is not really a dinner food though. ooh unless it's a fondue! Yum!
Posted 24 December 2012 - 06:30 PM
What is with kids and cheese?
Every morning...after waking up "Cheese!"....oh and cheese for lunch and tea.
What do we need to buy at the shops? 'Cheese!"...followed by juice
When we go for a drive "CHHEEESSSEEEE!"
Posted 24 December 2012 - 06:44 PM
We do cheese pancakes (sprinkle the cheese on while its cooking). I don't get the joke?
Posted 25 December 2012 - 03:26 PM
Big storm, Christmas Day......DS(4) asks "what would happen if the lightning came down and went up into my bum?"
I had nothing. I was on the floor, in tears. What on earth goes on in this boys head?
Posted 25 December 2012 - 04:02 PM
DS and cousin were eating home made burgers, I said to DS you can pick it up with your hands to eat it and his cousin said yeah of course, that's why it's called a hand burger 😄
Posted 25 December 2012 - 04:07 PM
The funniest thing to ever come out of the mouth of my kids was when DS 2 told me he needed to change his jocks. I said, they'll be right they're just skid marks. He came back with this real inquisitive look and said, "but who ran over my jocks?!"
Posted 25 December 2012 - 04:18 PM
One of my 6year olds just asked for "some of that Cracked Nipple Cake"
(Chocolate ripple cake for those who can't translate 6yo)
Edited by Daisy Goat, 25 December 2012 - 04:27 PM.
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