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#1 adnama

Posted 16 December 2012 - 04:42 PM

DF and I took the kids to get their Santa photo done today.
DS was asking santa for presents a ghostbuster car, a gingham style man then he asked for a sexy lady  
blush.gif  He is only 4.


Has your child asked for anything embarrassing?

#2 Feral-as-Meggs

Posted 16 December 2012 - 07:02 PM

That ties in nicely with the "does your teenager believe in Santa?" thread.  If he was handing out sexy ladies we'd have a lot more believers among teenage boys.

#3 ♥~Bodhichitta~♥

Posted 16 December 2012 - 07:03 PM

That's too cute!!!

My DS asked for a snorkel and flippers.  Which is fine except we don't have a pool.  And live an hours drive from the beach.  It was just a tad random lol.

#4 _Alana_

Posted 16 December 2012 - 07:21 PM

Every one has a chuckle and a surprised face when DS3 says he wants a BBQ! He does - a little tikes play BBQ but to him it's a real BBQ ! Can anyone guess his fav dinner !! The kid eats more steak than I do !!

#5 lylac

Posted 16 December 2012 - 07:26 PM

My DS 6 wants a Barbie wearing a bikini.
He has been known to make a collage picture of underwear models.

#6 luke's mummu

Posted 16 December 2012 - 07:26 PM

DS (7 year old) asked Santa for a pack of Uno cards please. Not embarrassing, just kind of cute.

#7 2 Gorgeous Girls

Posted 16 December 2012 - 07:31 PM

My nephew (3) said today that he was going to ask Santa for a chuggington and some naughty things. I had no idea what "naughty things" were and neither did his Mum. I'm not sure he ended up telling Santa anything though in all the excitement original.gif

#8 MrsDamonSalvatore

Posted 16 December 2012 - 07:31 PM

i heard a little girl today ask the mall centre for "an extra arm". when questioned why she said it was  so that she had a hand to hold on to the pram/mum/dad when at the shops but she could still play with her toys at the same time

i thought it was cute laughing2.gif

#9 PureBliss

Posted 16 December 2012 - 07:33 PM

DD2 asked for ice cream. That was after she marched up to Santa saying "I want my present now!"

#10 Feral*Spikey*

Posted 16 December 2012 - 07:36 PM

DD 7yo has shocked us all.

She asked Santa for........ hands.gif























Books.

No specific book, just books. My DD is turning into a clone of her book-lovin' nerdy parents. wub.gif

#11 marley*and*me

Posted 16 December 2012 - 08:48 PM

One of mine asked for a concrete hammer drill!!

The other asked for 2 hair brushes.

Edited by marley*and*me, 16 December 2012 - 08:54 PM.


#12 #YKG

Posted 16 December 2012 - 10:54 PM

My friends 6 year old told Santa that she wants me to have a baby. She has been fixated on this for a few months, I had to explain to her it wasn't gonna happen this year lol

#13 Ant2131

Posted 16 December 2012 - 11:03 PM

Mine asked for his own vending machine to put in his bedroom biggrin.gif

#14 DreamFeralisations

Posted 16 December 2012 - 11:16 PM

Didn't ask the scary man in the red suit who generates screams and hysterics, but when asked in the privacy of her own home, my daughter said she would like a Polar Bear.

#15 Feral Madam Mim

Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:21 AM

not embarassing but DD asked the shops Santa for a yoyo and the moron said yes he would get her one  mad.gif I tried looking for a cheapo one in Big W but so far no luck.

#16 wallofdodo

Posted 17 December 2012 - 03:36 AM

Oh I saw some in Kmart the other day. In those 1 dollar boxes. There were also bags of bouncy balls.

#17 lizzzard

Posted 17 December 2012 - 05:20 AM

QUOTE (lylac @ 16/12/2012, 07:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My DS 6 wants a Barbie wearing a bikini.
He has been known to make a collage picture of underwear models.


laughing2.gif That's hilarious!!

#18 Becstarinator

Posted 17 December 2012 - 05:30 AM

Last year my son, 4 at the time, asked Santa for "Amy", much to Santa's dismay.  I had to explain Amy is Doctor Who's companion and DS wanted an action figure of her, not a person called Amy.

#19 travelmum

Posted 17 December 2012 - 08:25 AM

My daughter who is 4 asked Santa for her baby brother who just turned 1 to be able to walk as she is sick of him crawling everywhere! Little does she know that when he starts walking.......

#20 Zanbam

Posted 17 December 2012 - 08:30 AM

QUOTE (mad madam mim @ 17/12/2012, 01:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
not embarassing but DD asked the shops Santa for a yoyo and the moron said yes he would get her one mad.gif I tried looking for a cheapo one in Big W but so far no luck.



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#21 HeartMyBoys

Posted 17 December 2012 - 08:34 AM

Firstly, there is no mistaking my son for a girl. Santa said "would you like a barbie doll for xmas?"
Wtf!! I see nothing wrong with boys playing with dolls, but for him to say that was just weird......and a little creepy. My son just gave him a funny look.

#22 SDEE

Posted 17 December 2012 - 08:50 AM

My 4 year old asked for a Rhinoceros, (great, perhaps not) and then listed all the things he should bring her little sister (things she already has and that she is sick of her sister playing with)

#23 Country (deci)Mel

Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:00 AM


QUOTE (HeartMyBoys @ 17/12/2012, 09:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Firstly, there is no mistaking my son for a girl. Santa said "would you like a barbie doll for xmas?"
Wtf!! I see nothing wrong with boys playing with dolls, but for him to say that was just weird......and a little creepy. My son just gave him a funny look.



Cut Santa some slack..

He had probably had 57 requests for Barbie in a row and thought he could cut strait to the chase.

I've been an elf working with Santa - you think you are having a 'long day' in the shopping centre... spare a thought for poor Santa.

8 hours of crying, screaming, wetting, pinching, and flash bulbs in your face - and all through it you have to remain 'kind, serene and jolly'.

#24 thinking3

Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:14 AM

3 yr old DD asked for a fishing wand. Santa was a little surprised but said he would see what the elves could do.

#25 HeartMyBoys

Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:29 AM

QUOTE (countrymel @ 17/12/2012, 10:00 AM)
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Cut Santa some slack..

He had probably had 57 requests for Barbie in a row and thought he could cut strait to the chase.

I've been an elf working with Santa - you think you are having a 'long day' in the shopping centre... spare a thought for poor Santa.

8 hours of crying, screaming, wetting, pinching, and flash bulbs in your face - and all through it you have to remain 'kind, serene and jolly'.


Im pretty sure they know what they have signed up for. Plus isnt he supposed to ask them what they want? Not make suggestions




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