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Christmas Ode to the Snark
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 03:33 PM
Twas the week before Christmas
And all across General
The knives were out
Could we all be premenstrual?
Our periods aligned
For pre-Christmas with cheer
In the hope that the chocolate
Soon would be here
Bring chocolate, bring wine
Bring it all on the run
We’ll all feel just fine
Then we’ll start having fun
No bickering, no b**ching
No smugness, no snark
It’ll be just like Christmas
A walk in the park
And then when we’re all
As drunk as can be
The mods will be amazed
By a quiet EB
Posted 16 December 2012 - 03:51 PM
haha very clever
have i missed the happenings on the general board today? damn having to go to work :-/
Posted 16 December 2012 - 04:45 PM
That's very clever!
And for the record.....yes I am.....
Posted 16 December 2012 - 05:32 PM
Love it! There is definitely a case of snark doing the rounds here.
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