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#1 Leggy

Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:23 PM

Don't know if there's a version of this game buried in the bowels of the forum, so I'll start a new thread introducing this delightfully literary yet juvenile game.

It's called the "In My Pants" game.

The aim: to find the funniest book, play or movie title when you add the phrase "in my pants" to it.

For example:

Hemingway's The Sun Also Rises
becomes
The Sun Also Rises In My Pants

Dickens' Great Expectations
becomes
Great Expectations In My Pants

Let the sniggering begin!

#2 Lorem ipsum

Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:29 PM

Are songs allowed too?

U can't touch this in my pants

#3 Feral Cancerian

Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:31 PM

A Great Day For Up In My Pants (that's Dr Seuss)

#4 ~chiquita~

Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:31 PM

Deception In My Pants

While you were sleeping In My Pants

#5 opethmum

Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:32 PM

50 shades of grey in my pants - eewww (btw never read a single word of that awful book)

Brides of Christ in my pants

Edited by opethmum, 05 December 2012 - 12:33 PM.


#6 ~chiquita~

Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:33 PM

I can't edit for some reason?

The Dark Knight Rises In My Pants
Breaking Bad In My Pants

#7 BadCat

Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:35 PM

I Wanted a Pony In My Pants

#8 1ds1dd

Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:44 PM

Chipmunks in my pants

#9 pundelina

Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:48 PM

The Life of Pi in My Pants

#10 1ds1dd

Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:48 PM

Fun size in my pants


#11 bubmakes3

Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:49 PM

"The Only Way Is Up In My Pants"

#12 lamarque

Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:50 PM

Die Hard in my pants
As Good as it Gets in my pants
Raging Bull in my pants
Water for Elephants in my pants

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Edited by lamarque, 05 December 2012 - 12:51 PM.


#13 bubmakes3

Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:51 PM

Opps I did a song.... will come up with a book/movie

Pride or Prejudice in my pants?

#14 Floral Arrangement

Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:54 PM

She's come undone in my pants

Gone with the wind in my pants

Treasure island in my pants



#15 chicken_bits

Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:00 PM

The Great Gatsby in my pants

Breaking dawn in my pants

#16 Rilee's~Mama

Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:02 PM

Imagine Me and You in my pants  biggrin.gif

#17 BadCat

Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:02 PM

The Secret Garden In My Pants
Something Wicked This Way Comes In My Pants
I Was Told There'd Be Cake In My Pants
One Hundred Years of Solitude In My Pants
So Long and Thanks For All the Fish In My Pants

#18 Angelot

Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:02 PM

I always find the theology shelf good for this one...

Into the Depths of God in my Pants
A Sense of the Sacred in my Pants

#19 HeroOfCanton

Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:14 PM

Dr. Seuss goes to war in my pants
Standing Small in my pants (standing small is a Lego minifig book)
Geek Dad in my pants
Incurable in my pants
The picture of Dorian Grady in my pants.

#20 TheGreenSheep

Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:21 PM

Guess How Much I Love You In My Pants

#21 FeralSingleMum

Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:22 PM

Cruel Intentions in my pants


#22 Zanbam

Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:24 PM

Herbie Goes Bananas In My Pants
Dirty Dancing In My Pants
To Sir With Love In My Pants

#23 mal'occhio

Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:25 PM

Go the f&%k to sleep in my pants

#24 bubbanme

Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:28 PM

Bad Santa in my pants  xmas_cool.gif

The object of my affection in my pants

Mean girls in my pants

Small potatoes in my pants

#25 FeralDancesHere

Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:35 PM

Small is beautiful in my pants

(economics book)




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