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#1 Guest_LeChatNinjah_*

Posted 04 December 2012 - 07:57 PM

Time to keep our resident bed-resty music maestro amused.

Post all things funny and unfunny.  Mocking Beethoven encouraged.

Here's an insane cat to get you started.



#2 Guest_LeChatNinjah_*

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:01 PM

Appropriate End Of The World clip.  Warning.  Swearing.  Like, **** and stuff.


#3 BenevolentDictator

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:03 PM

That is one scary kitty!

Poor Quill is going to have nightmares about talking cat - gut strings.....

#4 Guest_LeChatNinjah_*

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:10 PM

Worst movie insults - lots and lots of swearing.


And lots.


#5 MrsDamonSalvatore

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:20 PM

i wish i knew where to find cool stuff like this laughing2.gif although, my house would probably NEVER get cleaned laughing2.gif

#6 niggles

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:21 PM

What did cats do before the internet. It's like it was invented for them, or at least that they've appropriated it and taken complete control. God bless them.

#7 Escapin

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:22 PM

Keeping on the cat theme, and I'm sure you've read this before, but OMG it's funny, and definitely worth a re-read: http://theneave.com/david-thorne-missing-missy/

#8 niggles

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:28 PM

I'm actually listening to the violin at the moment but it's very depressing Schindler's List theme music stuff so be warned before you click that link.

Better click this hilarious Archer one DH and I have been amusing ourselves with instead.

#9 Sayerley

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:36 PM

We could start planning our wedding Quill original.gif

#10 Guest_LeChatNinjah_*

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:37 PM

LOLOLing at Missy the Cat!!

#11 MintyBiscuit

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:38 PM

I want a possessed kitty. I could use it to mess with my enemies.

Anywho, this always used to make DH and I giggle like fools back in the old days of our yoof

omg, weeeee!

Edited by HollyOllyOxenfree, 04 December 2012 - 08:41 PM.

#12 pundelina

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:41 PM

Have you gotten sicker Quill  bbighug.gif

Here's some cheery news for you, DS has been practicing his Silent Night triple slurs and is getting better at them!  And he even asked to practice tonight -  oomg.gif

Here's an oldie but a goodie

#13 Guest_LeChatNinjah_*

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:42 PM


#14 Gossipgirl

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:42 PM

Firstly I hope Quill gets better asap xoxox

And second  the post about missy the cat had me laughing out loud really needed that laugh as well lol

#15 MintyBiscuit

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:48 PM

rofl @ missy the cat

another one of my go to giggle videos


Edited by HollyOllyOxenfree, 04 December 2012 - 08:49 PM.

#16 SuboptimallyPooks

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:52 PM

QUOTE (Sayerley @ 04/12/2012, 09:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We could start planning our wedding Quill original.gif

Shotgun wedding, huh?

I expect an invite.

And I don't care what the dress code is, I'm going in this.

Might be talked in to a fascinator, though.

#17 MintyBiscuit

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:55 PM

QUOTE (Pooks_ @ 04/12/2012, 09:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif  

Well I'll have pleasant dreams tonight

#18 FeralProudSwahili

Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:57 PM

Quill, I've missed you! I'm sorry you've been unwell  sad.gif Rest up and get better ASAP.

#19 pundelina

Posted 04 December 2012 - 09:03 PM

ROFL, that bloody third finger!  I'll pass along your inspiring request when he wakes tomorrow - I'm sure he'll work harder to avoid that.

If it doesn't work you have my permission to throw things at his head.

#20 Mitis angelam

Posted 04 December 2012 - 09:53 PM

A perennial favourite which, IIRC, silentmoose put me onto.  Hours of laughter to be appreciated by anyone who's ever dealt with customers!


#21 Guest_LeChatNinjah_*

Posted 04 December 2012 - 11:31 PM

Love it Ange, especially having worked in customer service mah whole darned life!!

#22 Guest_LeChatNinjah_*

Posted 04 December 2012 - 11:44 PM

Another oldie but utter gem is Deathstar Canteen by Eddie Izzard.

Language warning!


#23 Sayerley

Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:03 AM

QUOTE (Pooks_ @ 04/12/2012, 09:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Shotgun wedding, huh?

I expect an invite.

And I don't care what the dress code is, I'm going in this.

Might be talked in to a fascinator, though.

A Rocky Horror themed wedding sounds perfect!

I actually already own a Magenta wig

#24 FeralZombieMum

Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:10 AM

Funny for cat haters.



For the cat lovers:
Circle the cat game

#25 Guest_LeChatNinjah_*

Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:26 AM



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