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#1 FluffyMcFluffins

Posted 22 November 2012 - 07:50 PM

For immature audiences only...

http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-al...red-my-destiny/

#2 coopersmumma

Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:03 PM

Thanks for sharing! I laughed out loud while reading, I needed that laugh  biggrin.gif

#3 Sunshineandsmiles

Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:05 PM

absolutely hilarious.  im still laughing hahahaha

#4 ~iMum~

Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:08 PM

That's OP! I needed a belly laugh today original.gif I have tears streaming down my face and DS just came out from bed to ask what's going on.

#5 missgeorgina

Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:11 PM

made my evening...

#6 FluffyMcFluffins

Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:16 PM

I struggled to contain myself (failed miserably!) It's been a long time since I laughed that hard :-D

#7 neddyteddy

Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:21 PM

DP thought I was overreacting to Beauty and the Geeks original.gif

#8 Chelli

Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:27 PM

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#9 SkyeMummy

Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:27 PM

OMG! I tears rolling down my face, need to pee and have the sorest stomach mucsles.

That is gold.....

#10 claude2005

Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:33 PM

Best ever read! Thank you for sharing. Feels so good to have an uncontrollable laugh!!

#11 rainycat

Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:45 PM

Now that made me giggle a lot!

#12 Broxie

Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:45 PM

Loved it! DP told me my laughter would wake the baby. The baby is upstairs.

#13 Goggie

Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:58 PM

Funny!! I told DH to read it too and he was in hysterics!

#14 Bec .

Posted 22 November 2012 - 09:09 PM

Thanks OP, I had tears I was laughing so much!

#15 pip101

Posted 02 December 2012 - 10:23 PM

That was GREAT! I laughed so hard, I cried!!

#16 WYSIWYG

Posted 02 December 2012 - 10:30 PM

Can never read that story too many times hehe.

#17 ChickenortheEgg?

Posted 02 December 2012 - 10:49 PM

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#18 CallMeFeral

Posted 02 December 2012 - 10:50 PM

That is quite funny...

#19 Flaxen

Posted 02 December 2012 - 11:16 PM

Very funny.

Check out the e-cards, "you know your a mom when...." I cracked up over them

I liked
you know your a mom when ......  you're watching an episode of dinosaur train, alone"
Yes, i often find myself watching kiddies shows even when DD is napping....

#20 ~shannon~

Posted 02 December 2012 - 11:23 PM

OMG, that's hilarious! I peed my pants reading it... but I think I can be somewhat forgiven since I'm 26 weeks pregnant and my pelvic floor isn't what it used to be after two kids!
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#21 caesie'n'linc

Posted 03 December 2012 - 12:15 AM

roll2.gif that was the funniest thing I have read in ages!




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