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#1 imamumto3

Posted 20 November 2012 - 09:18 PM

a friend and her do have almost 30 years between them.

she is sick of getting comments about being out with her father or about their kids having a very involved grandfather.  

so hit us with your witty comebacks!

#2 baddmammajamma

Posted 20 November 2012 - 09:28 PM

I'm afraid that it's probably going to be tough to sound super "witty" when addressing those types of comments.

But if I were compelled to find something to say in return, I think I'd aim for the stunned silence effect. wink.gif  As in:

"He's not my father, he's my husband. I married him for his money."

Smile, and walk off.

Or, "He's not my father, he's my husband. I married him 'cuz he's hung like a horse."

Smile, and walk off.

Wait for person to then post on EB "OMG, you won't believe what some woman said to me at the playground today when I mistook her husband for her father."

ETA: In real life, not witty life, I would probably say "He's my husband/he's their father, and he's a TERRIFIC one at that!" original.gif

Edited by baddmammajamma, 20 November 2012 - 09:37 PM.

#3 The Awesome One

Posted 21 November 2012 - 12:36 AM

Or, "He's not my father, he's my husband. I married him 'cuz he's hung like a horse."
love it

"he's not my father he's my husband, I find guys my age don't have the amount of experience needed to satisfy me in bed"  wink.gif

#4 Liadan

Posted 21 November 2012 - 12:52 AM

"Thank you, I didn't think I looked young enough to be my husband's daughter"

"Oh, you really think my husband looks old enough to be a grandfather?"

#5 EsmeLennox

Posted 21 November 2012 - 01:46 AM

Wrong thread

Edited by Jemstar, 21 November 2012 - 01:47 AM.

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