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witty comebacks needed
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Posted 20 November 2012 - 09:18 PM
a friend and her do have almost 30 years between them.
she is sick of getting comments about being out with her father or about their kids having a very involved grandfather.
so hit us with your witty comebacks!
Posted 20 November 2012 - 09:28 PM
I'm afraid that it's probably going to be tough to sound super "witty" when addressing those types of comments.
But if I were compelled to find something to say in return, I think I'd aim for the stunned silence effect. As in:
"He's not my father, he's my husband. I married him for his money."
Smile, and walk off.
Or, "He's not my father, he's my husband. I married him 'cuz he's hung like a horse."
Smile, and walk off.
Wait for person to then post on EB "OMG, you won't believe what some woman said to me at the playground today when I mistook her husband for her father."
ETA: In real life, not witty life, I would probably say "He's my husband/he's their father, and he's a TERRIFIC one at that!"
Edited by baddmammajamma, 20 November 2012 - 09:37 PM.
Posted 21 November 2012 - 12:36 AM
Or, "He's not my father, he's my husband. I married him 'cuz he's hung like a horse."love it
"he's not my father he's my husband, I find guys my age don't have the amount of experience needed to satisfy me in bed"
Posted 21 November 2012 - 12:52 AM
"Thank you, I didn't think I looked young enough to be my husband's daughter"
"Oh, you really think my husband looks old enough to be a grandfather?"
Posted 21 November 2012 - 01:46 AM
Edited by Jemstar, 21 November 2012 - 01:47 AM.
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