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#1 Feral Becky

Posted 19 November 2012 - 03:25 PM

Why did I get embarrassed...when just now at the butchers I asked the cute butcher in his early 20's for "6 THICK sausages"?

It was the same guy  I asked last week for the chicken and bacon sausage rolls. They were in the corner of the display cabinet and he said "You make it hard for me"

I blushed.


Can this go on?  I am going weak at the knees.

EFC (again!)

Edited by LindsayMK, 19 November 2012 - 06:54 PM.


#2 Feral Grey Mare

Posted 19 November 2012 - 03:30 PM

Now I feel REALLY old. I had to read this about six times to get the point.....

#3 Farmgal

Posted 19 November 2012 - 03:30 PM

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#4 71Cath

Posted 19 November 2012 - 03:31 PM

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Are you in Canberra OP? *she asks hopefully, wondering how much extra business this butchery is about to get...*

#5 Guest_AllegraM_*

Posted 19 November 2012 - 03:32 PM

There must be a Butcher's School for Sexual Innuendo because they all seem to do this. Great legs, nice racks etc.

#6 MoonPie

Posted 19 November 2012 - 03:35 PM

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Edited by Rebothy, 19 November 2012 - 03:40 PM.


#7 wombat

Posted 19 November 2012 - 03:38 PM

Buthers are born flirts.

#8 *Finn*

Posted 19 November 2012 - 03:41 PM

hahaha very funny!!

#9 Feral Becky

Posted 19 November 2012 - 03:44 PM

QUOTE (~*Twilight~Zone*~ @ 19/11/2012, 04:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oooh where do you buy your sausages.  Tounge1.gif



North east in Perth.

PM me and I will share him...or maybe not wink.gif

#10 mitty82

Posted 19 November 2012 - 03:53 PM

Butchers are flirts.....we have a butcher and omg i hate going to him. He gives me the heeby jeebys. Way to nice, and I dont like it. Im all for nice customer service but this butcher goes way beyond that.

My friend actually thought he had a crush on her until i told her he does the same to me. blaahhh blahhh Cringe.

#11 LJandAJ

Posted 19 November 2012 - 03:54 PM

North East in Perth isn't specific enough! Suburb?

Edited by LJandAJ, 19 November 2012 - 03:54 PM.


#12 (feral)epg

Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:28 PM

Sounds like Kel from Kath and Kim.

Just another thing us vegos miss out on.  sad.gif   There's no way to be flirtatious over tofu.

#13 Sancti-mummy

Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:35 PM

I once asked a fruit guy if I could please have "a waxed box".

My husband and he burst out laughing.

Took me a while (like weeks) to get.

#14 katbalou

Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:35 PM

QUOTE (epg @ 19/11/2012, 04:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sounds like Kel from Kath and Kim.

Just another thing us vegos miss out on.  sad.gif   There's no way to be flirtatious over tofu.


Oh I don't know - soft, versus firm or wait for it - silken?

#15 fran123

Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:42 PM

OH yes, I never really thought about it but I always get a bit nervous when I go to the butchers, they are always super friendly in an embarassing way.  I will be ready for it next time I go and might even ham it up a bit myself.  Boom Boom

#16 imamumto3

Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:46 PM

a butcher I used to go to asked me out for coffee once, while I had 1 DD in the pram & the other standing beside me.  I dont know if he was just being friendly or thought he was in with a chance!

The butcher I go to now is manned by a lone female, so we have a nice chat while I make my choices & pay, much nicer.

#17 HurryUpAlready

Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:49 PM

Too funny! Butchers always seem to be nice guys.




PS. I keep trying to PM you from earlier LindsayMK, but it's not working for some reason. Thanks for your messages though.


#18 SnazzyFeral

Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:06 PM

QUOTE (epg @ 19/11/2012, 05:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sounds like Kel from Kath and Kim.

Just another thing us vegos miss out on.  sad.gif   There's no way to be flirtatious over tofu.



Yes you can

http://www.cafepress.com/flirtatiousfoodies.549824523

#19 greatwon2

Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:16 PM

I once embarrassed myself horribly in Bunnings by asking the sales guy "excuse me, do you have itty bitty nuts" i needed small ones for jointing miniature bears ... he cracked up laughing and i slinked off bright red lol so it's not confined to the butchers original.gif

#20 SisterMaryElephant

Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:18 PM

I find most butchers sleazy.  I buy most of my meat in the supermarket to avoid that kind of conversation.

#21 Jenferal

Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:48 PM

I must hang out (or shop at more like) the wrong(or right?) sort of butchers because I've never had a sleazy one sad.gif
It helps one is 2 doors away from where I used to work so I've gotten to know them reasonably well.


#22 Floral Arrangement

Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:49 PM

Ohhh I will let my Aunt and female cousins know they live in Perth,

#23 Kaonashi

Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:57 PM

QUOTE (Old Grey Mare @ 19/11/2012, 04:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now I feel REALLY old. I had to read this about six times to get the point.....



So did I


QUOTE (suziej @ 19/11/2012, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I once asked a fruit guy if I could please have "a waxed box".

My husband and he burst out laughing.

Took me a while (like weeks) to get.



This, however, I got!  roll2.gif

I don't really shop at butchers.. I'm not sure if this thread sways me to start or not..

#24 Funky Cold Ribena

Posted 19 November 2012 - 06:07 PM

QUOTE (suziej @ 19/11/2012, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I once asked a fruit guy if I could please have "a waxed box".

My husband and he burst out laughing.

Took me a while (like weeks) to get.


laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif  

I just spat my wine everywhere reading that. Too funny.



#25 Nofliesonme

Posted 19 November 2012 - 06:10 PM

I have a butcher like this, I was pregnant a few years back and DD2 was meant to be a twin, anywho I was telling him and he said oh your a*^e will be huge by the end, turn around now so I can get a look original.gif months went by and he said " I love women with bigger bottoms, all the more to grab hold of" original.gif boy did I go red...




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