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Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:19 PM
Diddyouknow ddrunk peop;lee should neever diiiiirnlk cause they will possssst sssstaaaaaaaaaaatis like thiss and be lammmmmmm heeeeeeeeeeeee *hiccup* boooooobss hahahaha
Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:26 PM
And close one eye to see through, and be VERY CAREFUl
Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:30 PM
ii know whhat yyyou talkkkiiiiingg bbboouyt but I love yyoouuuuuuuu aallll <####<3
Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:34 PM
Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:41 PM
Mooonnnrrrraooo hazzz ti puuurrrfect. But really how lame is your Friday night...honestly? This is my indication....i'm as bored as batsh*t!
Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:50 PM
Meh, Friday night consists of nothing. Just laughing out loud at stupid and immature FB status' that are currently circulating.
Jane & Jill checked in at club X Bendigo- Lol, carnt belive were ere how cool is dis?!?!??!??
What are you?! Where did you come from?!
Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:53 PM
Hahaha I did that clean out a while ago...I still have a few strays but they're tame.....quiet but tame lol
Edited- to correct spelling
Edited by 3'sACharm, 16 November 2012 - 10:55 PM.
Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:56 PM
Swahill The only regret i'll have is NOT being this drunk....or not
Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:58 PM
I really need to do that clean out again.
Some of them were friends from a young mums group from 08 & would now like to relive their early 20's, seeing as they missed them. Ugh.
Posted 16 November 2012 - 11:18 PM
Something like that
Now I'm turning in, DD2 has already had her stretch of sleep, it's all downhill from here.
Thanks for the laugh 3'sACharm.
Posted 16 November 2012 - 11:21 PM
Huh? I write like that when I'm not drunk, should I start drinking?
Posted 16 November 2012 - 11:27 PM
Wish I was drinking lol
On the hard stuff here
Hot chocolate all they way!
I passed bored ages ago, seems my dvd burner cr*ped out and I cbf fixing it right now. Would be dealable but I have new WWE to watch. Evil burner!
Posted 16 November 2012 - 11:31 PM
Tequilla sunrises here..but I can still type. For now.
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