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#1 Expelliarmus

Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:10 PM

You know when you see two titles close together and they make a funny? This made me LOL
QUOTE
Poo poo bum bum

Is the worst smell in the world?

I needed a laugh!

Edited by howdo, 14 November 2012 - 10:10 PM.


#2 Guest_bottle~rocket_*

Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:16 PM

QUOTE
I need some relief!


I thought this one must belong in the Relationships section.

#3 FeralZombieMum

Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:33 PM

QUOTE
A school wdyt

Teacher Stationery Drawer

Confidence of children from Private Schools


#4 ~shannon~

Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:42 PM

Right now I see this:
I know this has been done before but... what shoes/bag would suit this dress



#5 belindarama

Posted 14 November 2012 - 11:18 PM

Not quite the same but a lot of people seemed to be confused by the 'Please don't feed my 5 month old lamb'.

I wasn't the only person who went into the thread wondering what someone had fed the OP's 5 month old lamb.

Nope, MIL had given the OP's 5 month old daughter a chunk of lamb to chew on.

On a related note I was also surprised when I went in to a thread called 'introducing Sherlock' to find that it wasn't a baby announcement following up on the epic baby name thread. I thought that OP was announcing she had called her baby Sherlock despite the horror of almost all the posters in that thread.

It was, in fact, in the pet section and was about, of course, a lamb!

#6 Therese

Posted 15 November 2012 - 01:06 PM

In the we are discussing box right now it says

•FGS Get the message
•You only deserve 3/5 stars



#7 Ange remplie

Posted 15 November 2012 - 03:24 PM

Catholic clergy
bit of a mixed bag

#8 wombatwoman

Posted 15 November 2012 - 03:32 PM

Which is yoUr favourite name out of these?

Whinge whinge, moan moan

Edited by wombatwoman, 15 November 2012 - 03:34 PM.


#9 Batmansunderpants

Posted 15 November 2012 - 03:40 PM

Catholic clergy,
Love it or leave it

#10 sir_mix-a-lot

Posted 15 November 2012 - 03:56 PM

Low ovarian reserve

What am I doing wrong

#11 FeralLIfeHacker

Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:02 PM

FGS get the message
4.5month old nap help



#12 TopsyTurvy

Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:06 PM

In the articles on the right it says.

Baby got backpack.

How can the government lighten your load?


laughing2.gif

Sounds like an effective policy Tounge1.gif

#13 *Mrs_Cullen*

Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:10 PM

This is what I  just LOLed at

     11 day old not sleeping
1 posts3rd Child?  #4222 posts<li>FGS Get the message

#14 jules095

Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:28 PM

Catholic clergy
Who thinks they kill threads?

#15 Frau

Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:29 PM

Anyone else using a sperm donor?
Mad at my Dad


Doctor mistakes pregnancy for ear problem
What does your husband do?

Edited by Frau Farbissina, 15 November 2012 - 04:31 PM.


#16 Frau

Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:29 PM

DP

Edited by Frau Farbissina, 15 November 2012 - 04:30 PM.


#17 Kwyjibo

Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:32 PM

Anyone else using a sperm donor?

What does your husband do?

#18 jules095

Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:34 PM

11 day old not sleeping
Anyone live near a train track?

#19 heffalumpsnwoozles

Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:34 PM

3rd child?
Heres one for you.

#20 Domestic Goddess

Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:50 PM

how do i deal with this.

Phone Gremlins

Stealing friends?

#21 ~buzz~

Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:02 PM

QUOTE (Domestic Goddess @ 15/11/2012, 04:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
how do i deal with this.

Phone Gremlins

Stealing friends?


roll2.gif


#22 idignantlyright

Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:11 PM

Entertainment while doing Report Card

Anyone else using a sperm donor

#23 LoudMuffin

Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:17 PM

right now it says, night nappies, catholic clergy lol

#24 LookMumNoHands

Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:22 PM

QUOTE (Ange Vert @ 15/11/2012, 04:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Catholic clergy
bit of a mixed bag



QUOTE (Miss Cookie @ 15/11/2012, 04:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Catholic clergy,
Love it or leave it



roll2.gif roll2.gif roll2.gif roll2.gif

#25 Anne of The Island

Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:31 PM

Now there is:

FGS Get the message

I think I must smell; like dog!




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