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#1 KatakaGeoGirl

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:41 PM

What would your reaction have been if you walked into a bottle shop a little 'sunned' from a day out and the significantly older than you bottle shop male employee had the following conversation with you:

Him: 'You look like you've had a bit of sun today'
Me: 'Yeah I did - am I sunburnt on my face too?'
Him: 'Sorry love I was just looking at your tits'

1. Die of embarrasment?
2. Be proud as punch that at 37 you still have a decent pair that people obviously notice
3. Dob him into the owner
4. Laugh out loud
5. Other

Edited by Katakacpk, 09 November 2012 - 10:43 PM.


#2 Guest_Sunnycat_*

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:43 PM

I'd be horrified.

#3 bakesgirls

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:43 PM

A bit of all the above.

#4 *-*

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:46 PM

Honestly - In order:

Die of shame.

Laugh out loud (to hide my discomfort).

Walk away.

Report to manager.

Days later (as these thing play on my mind for days...) - I would think about 2 - but with a repulsed feeling.

#5 Kwyjibo

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:50 PM

Have a quickie in the back room.

#6 KatakaGeoGirl

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:50 PM

QUOTE (Kwyjibo @ 09/11/2012, 11:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Have a quickie in the back room.


bahaha

#7 Magnus

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:51 PM

I think I would honestly be shocked, give him a look of utter contempt, and then walk out. I wouldn't be able to come up with any scathing comebacks on the spot. I never usually can.

#8 mumofsky

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:51 PM

Laugh. Aussie blokes make me so proud. Not.

#9 *Ker*

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:56 PM

None of the above.

You should have stared at him and said "You DO realise you said that out loud?"

Or...

"Well. At least I have a good pair of tits going for me...seems you have very little going for you, including manners".

#10 Squeekums da feral

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:58 PM

Throw up in my mouth a little I think.
Then resist urge to spit it at him

#11 la di dah

Posted 09 November 2012 - 11:00 PM

I'd laugh and make a joke. Probably wouldn't go back there though.

#12 Le-a

Posted 09 November 2012 - 11:04 PM

I would like to think id be quick enough to say, "while you were busy looking at my tits, I was fascinated by the massive d*ck dangling off your forehead".

But in reality I probably have blushed and giggled nervously and hastily made my exit.

#13 Guest_Maybelle_*

Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:14 PM

I am pretty sure I would lose the plot at him.  And then cry.

#14 Sancti-claws

Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:20 PM

I think the word "a**hole" may have been ued, had I been in that situation.

#15 MsDemeanor

Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:24 PM

I think I would just look at him in stunned silence and leave as soon as possible.

#16 elmo_mum

Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:26 PM

i would have laughed and asked for a discount....


or just made a comment - i would have looked down into his crotch and just continue the conversation....
if he questioned i would have said - well since you find it acceptable to talk to my boobs, i was just wondering if you have a d.... to talk to too!
oh wait - i cant see it....

#17 ~char~

Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:26 PM

QUOTE (la di dah @ 10/11/2012, 12:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd laugh and make a joke. Probably wouldn't go back there though.


Really? You would laugh and make a joke?  huh.gif

To answer the OP's question, I would definitely make a complaint to the owner. That sort of behaviour is disgusting!


Edited by ~char~, 12 November 2012 - 12:28 PM.


#18 FeralProudSwahili

Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:29 PM

I'd be a bit of a stunned mullet. And then leave ASAP.

#19 ajo

Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:29 PM

Be very, very embarrassed!!!!



#20 Bel Rowley

Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:32 PM

QUOTE (Swahili @ 12/11/2012, 01:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd be a bit of a stunned mullet. And then leave ASAP.

I'd like to think I'd make a witty retort, but the reality is probably what Swahili has said.

#21 Missy Shelby

Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:33 PM

What a rude pig!!  Comments like that were considered ok maybe 20 + years ago but we have learnt that they are not and he should have known better.

I do not think I would dob him into the owner but I certainly would have told him that I found his comment completely inappropriate.

Elmo_mum love your comeback, that would be a classic.

#22 Therese

Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:35 PM

I think I would be very embarrassed and leave as quickly as I could.

#23 nom de plume

Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:40 PM

Id more than likely say, "Dream on sunshine", and put my booze back on the shelf and leave.  Then I'd be very annoyed because I'd have to find another bottle shop.

#24 casime

Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:43 PM

"Hope you got a good look, because with pick up lines like that, it's the closest you'll ever get to a pair."

#25 mivimummy

Posted 12 November 2012 - 01:03 PM

Say "Sorry? What?" while trying to figure out if he actually said that or maybe I had sunstroke and was imagining things.  Then go bright red when I was sure I really heard it, mumble some awkward response and leave.

Then come up with my awesome, witty, cutting response while driving away.





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