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#1 Becky Thatcher

Posted 09 November 2012 - 09:39 PM

Is it my imagination or has there been a dearth of trolls lately?

I'm on troll-patrol tonight.

Send in a penniless 15/16 YO TTC STAT to amuse me.

Thanks

#2 sa5ha

Posted 09 November 2012 - 09:42 PM

Guess people haven't been feeding them enough...

Bit disappointing really... I often find their attempts at creative and convincing writing to be a good laugh.

#3 Owl_Little_Girls

Posted 09 November 2012 - 09:42 PM

QUOTE (LindsayMK @ 09/11/2012, 10:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is it my imagination or has there been a dearth of trolls lately?

I'm on troll-patrol tonight.

Send in a penniless 15/16 YO TTC STAT to amuse me.

Thanks


Indeed it is quiet...  sad.gif

#4 mum2jp

Posted 09 November 2012 - 09:46 PM

I am going to ask a stupid question.

Can you explain to me exactly what a troll is, i have seen a few threads were people have called troll but didn't really get it. Is it someone who's story/ post you think is made up? Thats what i assumed but not sure i was right.

#5 mum2jp

Posted 09 November 2012 - 09:48 PM

* Double post because my computer froze.

Edited by mum2jp, 09 November 2012 - 09:49 PM.


#6 Becky Thatcher

Posted 09 November 2012 - 09:49 PM

QUOTE (mum2jp @ 09/11/2012, 10:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am going to ask a stupid question.

Can you explain to me exactly what a troll is, i have seen a few threads were people have called troll but didn't really get it. Is it someone who's story/ post you think is made up? Thats what i assumed but not sure i was right.



You are right mum2jp.

The secret to troll busting though, is not to call troll too early, let them hang themselves. No premature troll-joculation.

#7 Sir Dinosaurus

Posted 09 November 2012 - 09:52 PM

The trolls all got shamed by SBS and realized they could get heaps more attention on twitter wink.gif

In the meantime I have a cold, pretty mild, yet have thrown up my lunch 3 days in a row but no other meals. Why is that do you think?

#8 squeekums

Posted 09 November 2012 - 09:54 PM

Its the calm before the storm.
Not long until school holidays

#9 ChickenortheEgg?

Posted 09 November 2012 - 09:55 PM

My 3 wk old jst had his circumcision n he wont stop cryin hiz  really annoying.I have no help coz I tricked me x into havin d bby by pricking holez in d condomz, i reali wanted a bby OK!. Ds is such a bad baby he stil haznt learned 2 self sooth bk 2 sleep. wats rong with him? Im soooo tired & tempen 2 top it off i gt a fine frm d coppers coz ds was fwrd facin in d car. He haz grate head n neck control grrrrr sh1t day!

#10 Awesome101

Posted 09 November 2012 - 09:57 PM

I've noticed that too. I was a member under a different username back in 2006-2010 (problems with my account when I came back recently and had to reregister) Trolls were a common occurrence and quite entertaining!

#11 bakesgirls

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:00 PM

QUOTE (ChickenortheEgg? @ 09/11/2012, 09:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My 3 wk old jst had his circumcision n he wont stop cryin hiz  really annoying.I have no help coz I tricked me x into havin d bby by pricking holez in d condomz, i reali wanted a bby OK!. Ds is such a bad baby he stil haznt learned 2 self sooth bk 2 sleep. wats rong with him? Im soooo tired & tempen 2 top it off i gt a fine frm d coppers coz ds was fwrd facin in d car. He haz grate head n neck control grrrrr sh1t day!


Bundy and coke in his bottle should knock him right out.
ETA- you may need more bundy than coke wink.gif

Edited by bakesgirls, 09 November 2012 - 10:03 PM.


#12 squeekums

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:12 PM

QUOTE (ChickenortheEgg? @ 09/11/2012, 09:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My 3 wk old jst had his circumcision n he wont stop cryin hiz  really annoying.I have no help coz I tricked me x into havin d bby by pricking holez in d condomz, i reali wanted a bby OK!. Ds is such a bad baby he stil haznt learned 2 self sooth bk 2 sleep. wats rong with him? Im soooo tired & tempen 2 top it off i gt a fine frm d coppers coz ds was fwrd facin in d car. He haz grate head n neck control grrrrr sh1t day!

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hugs! Ur x totes a a**
take him 2 da pokie room wit a bundy n coke
da pokie lites will keep him happy til he pass out
i do mostly bundy wit a tiny bit coke to kill da burn 4 dd

#13 bakesgirls

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:17 PM

If da pokie lites dont werk, let him go on da floor. his gonna find stuff ta play wif. He mite even fyn sum chips 2 eat.

Edited by bakesgirls, 09 November 2012 - 10:21 PM.


#14 squeekums

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:23 PM

Yup
wen my gurl was a bubba she used 2 luv crawlin on da floor
she no how to nik a walet now 2

#15 ChickenortheEgg?

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:24 PM

U grlz r d bst! I cnt go 2 d pokies coz i got no money 4 petrol i bought sum cowboy kits 2day. I dnt hav much more cows milk left. i think i will give watered down condensed milk.

#16 ChickenortheEgg?

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:25 PM

QUOTE (squeekums @ 09/11/2012, 11:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yup
wen my gurl was a bubba she used 2 luv crawlin on da floor
she no how to nik a walet now 2


soooo jelly she gt skillz

#17 YellowKittyGlenn

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:26 PM

QUOTE (ChickenortheEgg? @ 09/11/2012, 11:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
U grlz r d bst! I cnt go 2 d pokies coz i got no money 4 petrol i bought sum cowboy kits 2day. I dnt hav much more cows milk left. i think i will give watered down condensed milk.


Nah instead of the condensed milk give your DS some cowboy shot, he will be alseep in no time and wont disturb you till morning. Just dont feed him hot chips for breakfast.

#18 blackbird

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:27 PM

oh dat cndnsd mlk iz gud coz u dn wan tit fed coz nek minit u flat titz

#19 bakesgirls

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:28 PM

QUOTE
Yup
wen my gurl was a bubba she used 2 luv crawlin on da floor
she no how to nik a walet now 2


Dats nuffin. my gurl taks da hole bag wiv keez an walet an stuff then we go joy ridin wen we find da car.

Edited by bakesgirls, 09 November 2012 - 10:29 PM.


#20 YellowKittyGlenn

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:30 PM

lol this is funny

is it bad that I have an urge to create another ID just so I can do a troll post tonight? lol I will take suggestions for topics or could roll the good ones into one lol

#21 squeekums

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:36 PM

Chik I no a pawn shop dat takes car seats giv me 50 bux evry time nuff for pokies petty and mor grog
get car seat out wen dole c*m in kiddo fine in big ppl seat at his age
Save da condenzed milk it best in morn 4 da hangova
uze powderd long life sooo cheep!!!
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Da hole bag bakes!!!!
OMG that awsum trainin rite there

#22 bakesgirls

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:37 PM

QUOTE (ChickenortheEgg? @ 09/11/2012, 10:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
U grlz r d bst! I cnt go 2 d pokies coz i got no money 4 petrol i bought sum cowboy kits 2day. I dnt hav much more cows milk left. i think i will give watered down condensed milk.


Oi cuz, me bruvva can hook u up wiv sum ov dat. he werk at a shop an can git u a case for nuffin.

QUOTE (blackbird @ 09/11/2012, 10:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
oh dat cndnsd mlk iz gud coz u dn wan tit fed coz nek minit u flat titz

roll2.gif

Edited by bakesgirls, 09 November 2012 - 10:39 PM.


#23 snortle

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:38 PM

Theres two fairly high profile posters that get my spidey sense tingling  ph34r.gif

#24 ChickenortheEgg?

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:38 PM

QUOTE (YellowKittyGlenn @ 09/11/2012, 11:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol this is funny

is it bad that I have an urge to create another ID just so I can do a troll post tonight? lol I will take suggestions for topics or could roll the good ones into one lol




You slept with your boyfriends dad, you're now pregnant.

You are training your very beautiful almost 18 year old to become a trophey wag.



#25 ChickenortheEgg?

Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:40 PM

QUOTE (blackbird @ 09/11/2012, 11:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
oh dat cndnsd mlk iz gud coz u dn wan tit fed coz nek minit u flat titz



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