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#1 Broxie

Posted 08 November 2012 - 01:42 PM

DH and I dropped into Bunnings for a few things today. The checkout girl took one look at us and blurts out "oh, that reminds me, 'Beauty and the Geek' is on tonight".
DH was speechless!  laughing2.gif

#2 Nofliesonme

Posted 08 November 2012 - 01:45 PM

You can't not post a pic of the 2 of you after making this thread.......

#3 Feral Grey Mare

Posted 08 November 2012 - 01:48 PM

DH was out with DS one day when the car broke down. He called road service and when the guy arrived he said "it might be safer if your grandson waits on the other side of the fence". Needless to say he has not been allowed to forget that one.

#4 Academic

Posted 08 November 2012 - 01:54 PM

laugh.gif I wonder if she felt bad after realising what had popped out of her mouth!

My stepdad had an embarrassing moment yesterday. We were at Dreamworld with some visiting family and went on the Madagascar rollercoaster with the kids - it is pretty much a kids coaster so the seats are smaller, but their dad is pretty big and fit without problems so I scoffed at my stepdad when he said 'I probably shouldn't go on this one, I might not fit into the chair'. Well soon after we were all seated on the coaster, harnesses down and buckled, the operator came on the microphone and said "we're just going to release the harnesses for a moment to let one passenger off"…my stepdad walks past, head down, scurrying towards the exit as quickly as he could - turns out the seatbelt wouldn't reach the harness over his stocky self. We couldn't help laughing at him and calling out things like 'walk of shame, walk of shame!' but I felt sorry for him. Especially when his 10-year-old niece declared 'I'm glad I ditched you to sit with mum instead!'

#5 ~~HappyMummy~~

Posted 08 November 2012 - 01:54 PM

Broxie - too funny!


#6 Guest_AllegraM_*

Posted 08 November 2012 - 01:55 PM

As long as she thought he was a post-makeover geek, it's ok.

#7 LookMumNoHands

Posted 08 November 2012 - 02:01 PM

roll2.gif Poor Mr Broxie!

#8 Ireckon

Posted 08 November 2012 - 02:14 PM

QUOTE (thunda @ 08/11/2012, 02:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You can't not post a pic of the 2 of you after making this thread.......

Another calling for a photo!!!

#9 Z-girls rock

Posted 08 November 2012 - 02:37 PM

well I say those geeks are totally cute so maybe she was just declaring her 'hot geek' crush.

Everytime Cody talks I am wub.gif he is soooo cute I just want to hug him! http://au.tv.yahoo.com/beauty-and-the-geek.../14787301/cody/

on the other hand maybe you should be insulted OP - I mean those girls are good looking but there is not a lot going on upstairs. I hope she was not sugesting you looked like an airhead... what a mean checkout girl.


Posted 08 November 2012 - 02:52 PM

Oh dear laugh.gif but I agree with PPs, photos!!

QUOTE (Z-girls rock @ 08/11/2012, 12:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I mean those girls are good looking but there is not a lot going on upstairs. I hope she was not sugesting you looked like an airhead... what a mean checkout girl.

It's all an act for the show, in reality they are a lot different. Same for the geeks, they don't really all look like they do when they first come onto the show.

#11 JoMarch

Posted 08 November 2012 - 03:01 PM

roll2.gif your poor DH!

#12 *melrose*

Posted 08 November 2012 - 03:05 PM

DH and I dropped into Bunnings for a few things today. The checkout girl took one look at us and blurts out "oh, that reminds me, 'Beauty and the Geek' is on tonight".
DH was speechless!

How funny!

#13 Broxie

Posted 08 November 2012 - 03:26 PM

Can I do a photo from my phone?

#14 niggles

Posted 08 November 2012 - 03:39 PM

That is the funniest thing. If you don't post a photo I'll be so sad.

#15 Feral Grey Mare

Posted 08 November 2012 - 10:42 PM

QUOTE (RunawayPrincess @ 08/11/2012, 03:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh dear laugh.gif but I agree with PPs, photos!!

It's all an act for the show, in reality they are a lot different. Same for the geeks, they don't really all look like they do when they first come onto the show.

You don't mean it's not real?

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