If you're in any way challenged in the follicle department, prepare to feel a jolt of envy - at a two-month-old baby.
Tiny Isabelle Kaplan was born with a magnificent head of hair, and is now enjoying (albeit obliviously) a brief spell as a celebrity thanks to her thick locks.
It all began when a family member posted a photograph of the Californian tot on Imgur, remarking that she "looks like a news anchorman".
Isabelle's perfectly coiffed 'do then spawned a sea of memes comparing her to Ron Burgundy, Wolverine, and Harry Potter, but, according to her parents, she "just woke up that way".
"We're just kind of proud that she's getting all this attention," said father David Kaplan, who thinks Isabelle got her impressive strands from his side of the family.
"[My mother] even remembers me being three months old and already thinking that she might need to cut my hair because it was kind of going into my eyes a little bit," he told ABC
Though David and wife Mackenzie say Isabelle's grandparents have been less than impressed with the memes about her, they're amazed at the attention the photo has caused.
"We were like, 'How is this even happening'?", David Kaplan told Inside Edition.
"We laugh at it. It's a baby picture, nothing more."
Perhaps, but we predict a L'oreal campaign in Isabelle's future.