What are the breastfeeding benefits for Mum?
We all know of the copious benefits that breastfeeding has for your baby, but what about the benefits to Mum?
“Why don't they have slogans to promote breastfeeding that are about the benefits to mums? Take out the guilt and self righteousness about the benefits to baby and focus on the things it can do for you?” asked EB member witchesforest.
Breastfeeding: I make milk. What's your superpower?
With that call to action, Essential Baby members swiftly came up with a list of hilarious breastfeeding “slogans”. Enjoy!
Breastfeeding slogans, as brainstormed by EB members
Breastfeeding: Lose weight while you sit in an armchair
Breastfeeding: Because I hate washing up
Breastfeeding: So I could buy myself some new tops
Breastfeeding: Have two hands free to eat cake
Breastfeeding: Go on, eat the whole block.
Breastfeeding: Who can be bothered getting out of bed in winter?
Breastfeeding: More room in the handbag, less junk in the trunk
Breastfeeding: Because oxytocin rocks my world
Breastfeeding: Baby gets a snack, you get a rack!
Breastfeeding: A great excuse to watch Sex in the City at 3am
Breastfeeding: Nature's dummy!
Breastfeeding: Natures drink with superior packaging
Breastfeeding: I make milk. What's your superpower?
Breastfeeding: Better for the bank balance
Breastfeeding: Lunch is on me.
Breastfeeding: It's BPA free.
Breastfeeding: Tested on (little) animals.
Breastfeeding: Like they do on the discovery channel.
Breastfeeding: Ready when you are.
Breastfeeding: More you, less moo
Breastfeeding: 100% environmentally friendly
Breastfeeding: More to spend on shoes
Breastfeeding: Real fast food
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